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@Magoo wrote:

I haven’t… :-

…and pigs just flew out of my butt!

You might wanna see a doc about that….. :shock: :shock:

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@bat wrote:

Make no mistake miss chesticle,

Lol @ ‘chesticle’ :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I’m usually up at 8am, but during the holidays it’s 9 or half past. 8)

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@tadpole wrote:

Oh do you remember the song ‘No charge’?
Now that makes me cry too.
Now our little boy came up to his mom
In the kitchen this evenin’ while she was fixin’ supper
And he handed her a piece of paper he’d been writin’ on
And after wipin’ her hands on her apron
She read it, and this is what it said.

For mowin’ the lawn, five dollars
For makin’ my own bed this week, one dollar
And for goin’ to the store, fifty cents
An’ playin’ with little brother while you went shoppin’, twenty-five cents.

Takin’ out the trash, one dollar
Gettin’ a good report card, five dollars
And for rakin’ the yard, two dollars
Total owed, fourteen seventy-five.

Well, as mom looked at him standin’ there expectantly
And I could see the mem’ries flashing through her mind
And so she picked up the pen, and turnin’ the paper over
This is what she wrote.

For the nine months I carried you growin’ inside me, no charge
For the nights I’ve sat up with you
Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge
For the time and the tears
That you’ve cost through the years, there’s no charge
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is no charge.

For the nights filled with dread
And all the worries ahead, no charge
For advice and the knowledge
And the cost of your college, no charge
For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin’ your nose
There’s no charge, son
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is, no charge.

Well, when he finished readin’
He had great big old tears in his eyes
And he looked up at her standing there and said
Mama, I sure do love you
Then he took the pen,
And in great big letters
He wrote PAID IN FULL.

Lord knows when you add it all up
The cost of real love is, no charge…

Oh…that one’s set me off now….. :)

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@cath 55 wrote:

i’m no bodys child, no bodys child, just like a flower i’m growin wild, no mummys kisses and no daddys smile, no body wants me i’m nobodys child’

ohhh…my mum used to sing that when I was little (not to me of course lol) :lol:

I always thought it was so sad.

Another one she used to sing…Streets of London, I can’t remember the words to it though.

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@American Woman wrote:

Seeing as you choose a blue ticker thingy – I’m going to say boy.

Lol….nice detective work!! :lol: 8) :lol:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@Magoo wrote:

@tadpole wrote:

Well according to some i have no soul and i have no mates so i stumped.

Can’t for the life of me think why…

lubs ya too magoo ……. :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: (an before anyone says it lol yes i do probably ave splinters in me bum from sittin on the fences pmsl)

hugsssssssss xxxx

come sit by me……..I’ll make some room :wink: :lol:

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@matty wrote:

probably, but they was good pictures, i asked my mate if i could borrow the ones they buy and scan them in but he would’nt let me :(

Huh – what a mean sod..so he was happy to let you fork out £30 foryour own pics…some mate :roll:

Btw…my Dad is a photographer and does weddings now and then, he would never charge that price for one photo – that’s how I know you are being ripped off..

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@becky wrote:

Me,TAD and my mom all live within 2 mins from each other :lol: So its easy and we see each other everyday :D

Sounds like my family :lol:

Mind you – don’t see them EVERY day…couple of times a week.

That’s more than enough – my sis’s toddler is terrified of my baby :lol: :lol: :lol:

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