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@tommy-toxen wrote:

just pull out and give her a pearl necklace, win/win situation then!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

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@soulie wrote:

nope.. no comdoms.. my next relationship will be a none sexual one, i have decided, cost me a fortune on comdoms last time round

Yeah yeah… :^o

Equal opportunities these days Soulie…make her buy some condoms!! :lol:

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Not guilty

Ever fell off a wheely bin?

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oops – mine was in reply to TT’s…but it still works lol :lol:

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What did TT say when his willy turned pink and green? :lol:

Answer – I’ll have 2 please

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:shock: Not guilty (I’d be worried if I had!) :lol:

Ever wished you could take back something you just said?

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

pike!!! :lol: fluffywuffy my ar*e!

You’ve got a fluffy @rse??? :-s

No wonder you’re so popular! :wink: :lol:

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Night Will xsxsxs :lol:

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:shock: Pml…dont say that!!! :lol:

I would never have evil people hung with piano wire!!! :shock:

Barbed wire would be so much better! :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@will Power wrote:

Who is next on my list? :-k

Ah yes…..Squeezy :D

Squeezy, would you like me to do your dishes till death us do part?

Well…you can load the dishwasher….nice an easy. :lol:

Tsk…second :roll:

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