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TT’s buying everyone dildo’s for christmas :wink:

Well…apart from me an Lucky, cos we were bad :( :twisted: :lol:

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@t‘iz Me wrote:

:shock: Squeezy!!! :lol: PML, never thought you’d come out with something like that!

They’ve probably taken all receivers off, so that if anybody else phones, it’s always engaged. :lol:

:oops: :lol:

Or they could record ‘how to commit suicide in one easy jump’ and play it on the answer machine. :lol:

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I’m going to wind up TT…..

Answer: Oh no…STOP!!!

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Pml…not guilty (but I might try that next time I’m stuck on guard duty!) :lol:

Ever called out the wrong name during sex?

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*chokes on tea* :lol: :lol:

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Probably the first time the samaritans have told someone that they deserve everything they get! :lol:

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Not guilty

Ever been sick in front of loads of people? :shock:

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What did TT say when the condom broke?

Answer – ooohhh…that would be lovely

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

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Awwww – you say the sweetest things!! :lol:

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