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@will wrote:

had a BJ… shoved a banana up the mrs… :wink:

dont hold back there . . . . does Melissa mind you sharing with the world :lol:

@will wrote:

i worry about woohoo sumtimes.. :lol:

only sometimes :roll:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

scratchin me bum.. fck me its itchy

Great Idea..

They’ve had The Back Scratcher.. Now try..

“WooHoo’s Bum Scratcher”.. Dragons Den – Here I come..

Not in that sense you perverts).. :lol:

c’mon there aint perves here. we are all decent folk.. :^o

*cough* *choke* *splutter* :shock:

@WooHoo wrote:

By The Time You Shuffle Through Them All, and find the right one.. you could have made your own, sat down, watched Eastenders, made a phonecall, etc,.. :lol:

I save good ones and adapt them to suit, copy n paste into status . . . I love doing that, confuses the hell out my friends and family on there, don’t think I ever put…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

My new service provider………..for now 8)

who’s server you tapping into now :lol:

wild :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

Found This On Status Shuffle..

says “Barclay’s are apparently “Fluent in Finance.” Well, that’s fantastic. Its just a shame none of the people that answer their phones are fluent in English.. :lol:

aha ! another status shuffler :lol: there are some pretty good ones on there !

I thought that one had been covered on Dragon’s Den already :?

along with the ball scratcher . . .

the Dragon’s passed on it and told them to start again from scratch :lol:

glad I finished eating when I read that !

@WooHoo wrote:

Thai.

I would if there was a Thai takeaway round here that delivers :lol:

you’re hoping :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

LMAO.. – Never Been Married.. I will when I’m about 50/60.. :lol:

I wouldn’t bother . . it’s not all it’s cracked up to be . . . and by that age you’ll have to spend ALL your time together as you’ll be retired(ish) :roll:

chinese or indian . . . rather hungry tonight :?

easter eggs . . well too many of those and you turn into a fat ba stard :lol:

:lol: :lol: sounds a bit like marriage :lol:

meanwhile . . . back in the real world :lol:

I see woohoo’s on day release again :roll:

@WooHoo wrote:

Took me a few attempts to drink, but hey, there was nothing to it.

Is It Healthy?

Is It Normal?

Or am I just wasting my f u c k i n g time?.. :lol:

I’d say the latter :lol:

did you know that eating too many eggs causes infertility :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

Do you get that, when you do something, and think what was the point in that?

Well, cracking eggs into a glass and then drinking really was pointless.. :lol:

not to mention gross :-…