SusieQ

Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”

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@kent f OBE wrote:

its not a made up number i just rang it and someone answered :lol: :wink: erm i can do what i like at work…just like Jen …no one to answer to except mr kent and he don’t really count :lol:

tictax been giving out my sex line again . . tut

:lol: :lol: poor mr kent

thistLe-fem-1964 wrote:

Men are like…..Laxatives.
They irritate the Hot Chocolate out of you. quote]

:lol: :lol: gotta love that filter ! :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

we are all gonna soooo get banned from the boards and im the innocent one going to suffer tsk :lol:

(will take piccies of Velv and post them on boards) :wink:

Innocent?????

Coughs…..chokes…..keels over…

*calls ambulance for Jen

Luckily I was unwell yesterday and spent the best part of it asleep, so didn’t miss the armagedden, thankfully.

*My name is SusieQ and I am addicted to Just Chat Boards, F3 lobby and quizes* :?

@Freaky Biker wrote:

I thonk the recent outage was a result of my complaining that we spend too much time on here.

I’m never going to complain about here again, I missed it too damn much. :lol:

wonder how much valium was used by the JC population during the outage :lol:

Of late YES

Under normal circumstances I would only be here occasional evenings and weekends. The past few weeks I have been here far too much and it is fairly addictive. Although I have discovered in general that the boards are far more fun than F3 most of the time !

Once my 12 weeks is up ( hopefully ) I will be back to work and detoxing from here !

Restraints

@kent f OBE wrote:

we are all gonna soooo get banned from the boards and im the innocent one going to suffer tsk :lol:

(will take piccies of Velv and post them on boards) :wink:

chokes . . . Innocent my a rse :roll:

wonder if ChathostUK has a giggle at our threads too :?

@kent f OBE wrote:

noo velv u can sh@g a new yorker and shop at the same time…much better holiday :lol:

see Velvet ! :lol: :lol:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Oooooo I get an invite to New York ( who’s paying?) Can I go shalaloof instead :lol:

TUT Velvet . . . we’re too classy for Shagaloof . . New York has richer pickings :wink:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

trying to ease down 2 big capsules stuck in my throat …hoping they go down so i wont have to puke them up :lol: ( i know tmi but i dont care today ) :lol:

Makes note: Kent has trouble swallowing ( why am i surprised)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

not a fan of chocolate . . but try them with peanut butter !

@Freaky Biker wrote:

I want some crumpets, I wonder if there’s any in the kitchen >goes to check>

There is… hmmmmm :nom nom nom:

crumpets with cheese . . yum ! ( melted cheese of course )

cost

raise

up

chastity

Looking forward to a night out :D well, if you can call the annual Management dinner a night out . . by all accounts it’s just a posh venue for the launch of the updated ‘Master Plan’ . . . :roll:

what to wear . . .

@kent f OBE wrote:

Will have to keep an extra close eye on Sus when going away (wonder where i can buy a spare eye from) i can tell shes going to be a handful :lol:

More than a handful :wink: . . . I require big hands :lol: :lol:

do you think New York will be ready for us :lol: :lol: