SusieQ

@Velvet 1 wrote:

6. Don’t use a blunt razor ( it makes a mess)

7. Don’t cry in public ( no one gives a sh1t)

8. Don’t text when your drunk

9. Don’t speak when drunk either

10. You don’t look good when you dance drunk ( no matter what anyone says)

oooer i have more

:lol: :lol: I have learnt those things too, well I know I should learn…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

slowly backs from thread 8-[

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

we’ve got him on the run ladies 8)

distant

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Think I’ll go for the feck off i’m sleeping position tonight, the one that involves mild fake snoring and murmuring and pj’s tied very tightly =;

:lol: :lol: I love your posts velvet ! thought you might have gone for the ‘stand him in front of the wall, take aim and shoot between the eyes’ position :lol: :lol:

thinking that the weight of a 6 yr old is beyond the recomended lifting weight 6 weeks after a hysterectomy :?

@woodie wrote:

SusieQ your turn will come and i will be throwing confetti wait an see xxxxx

that’s like a sentence hanging over my head now woodie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

](*,) Deceiver

Paracetamol ( for velvet, she’s gonna need it after banging her head against that wall )

Wish there was a tablet to cure what i have [-(

there is remember :lol:

works for me :wink:
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A message on FB

@Velvet 1 wrote:

](*,) Deceiver

Paracetamol ( for velvet, she’s gonna need it after banging her head against that wall )

Desire

Euxton

Almost

an email

shortly

Newbury

gobsmacked

@jen_jen wrote:

Waiting for pain killers to kick in and antibiotics to start working…

(((((((( jen )))))))))

@kent f OBE wrote:

yes loads better Sus but I’m going to have to read it loads of times before I can figure it out! (usually find it easier to follow piccies :lol: )

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/thigh-master-sex-position

Cosmopolitan has a ‘position of the day’ page :lol:

The Thigh Master

If you’re bored with the standard woman-on-top pose, this position is a fun, frisky way to mix things up. Your guy lies on his back, one leg outstretched and the other bent, knee pointing upward. You straddle his body sideways with your back turned slightly to his face, hold o…[Read more]