[SusieQ]

@thin ice wrote:

do you think poli is going to come back

has she gone somewhere ? she was here last night !

[SusieQ]

@anc wrote:

oooooooOOOOOooooooooo lurve is in the air, everywhere you look (kinda focus, cos I sat on my glasses!) around la la la la la xxxx :lol:

pmsl !! :lol: stop singing that flippin song !!!!!

[SusieQ]

@sarah_1 wrote:

@rough-justice wrote:

@tatler wrote:

U sure have girl and make sure you got the right Carnation on :lol:

If you cant find a carnation ideal milk will do lol

Prefer dream topping meself. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[SusieQ]

she was in sainsbury’s when I was talking to her this morning !! :lol:

[SusieQ]

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a Timer.

Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

[SusieQ]

@pete wrote:

@anc wrote:

gawd I am sooooooooooo laughing :lol:

Just wondering when people will realise that I am remarkably contained when I am in the lobby, but, in here? well I can say anything, completely uncontrollable etc etc etc lmao x

when you say remarkably contained do you mean you have a good bra ? :?

she flippin needs to have with them boobs

[SusieQ]

@anc wrote:

gawd I am sooooooooooo laughing :lol:

*removes the straw :lol:

[SusieQ]

@anc wrote:

@susieq wrote:

@anc wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

What were you banned for anyway ?

cos I bonked thin ice :(

you got a ‘tick list’ too then :lol:

well it bent at the end! humph I paid 1p fer it too! rofl :lol:

pmsl :lol: :lol:

[SusieQ]

@anc wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

What were you banned for anyway ?

cos I bonked thin ice :(

you were on his ‘tick list’ too then :lol:

[SusieQ]

@anc wrote:

@susieq wrote:

@anc wrote:

anyway, on for that wine susie if ya don’t mind? pmsl :lol:

i had a glass or two but the rest is on it’s way :lol:

I’ll go to the ‘supply’ shop and get a couple of straws – ok ok I got more than just one m8 – how many straws ya reckon I gotta get?

Oh! and btw to anyone who reads this I am particularly particular (long words!) who I share my wine with! pmsfl :lol:

only need a straw for me n you !!!

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