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@tatler wrote:

Keep a nutcracker handy

always :lol:

[SusieQ]

@jen_jen wrote:

@minim wrote:

@susieq wrote:

Always keep one hand in front of you pushing forward, and the other behind you . . covering your a rse at all times!

you mean.. walk like an egyptian?

Now I have that song going around in my head! :twisted: :lol:

you n me both !

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@tatler wrote:

His wrist to an ankle

long cuffs !!

[SusieQ]

@jen_jen wrote:

depends…are you handcuffing him to himself or to your bed?

ooohh never thought of that !!! :wink: :lol:

[SusieQ]

. . . handcuff a one armed guy ?

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@jen_jen wrote:

Oh, forgot to mention the dancefloor

* plonks down her handbag, kicks off her shoes and starts to strut her funky stuff *

joins jen on the dance floor

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@thin ice wrote:

@eve wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@tatler wrote:

@susieq wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

What….shove it all in your mouth in one go….sideways? :shock: :lol:

I know a few ppl with mouths that could do that :D

like that oh yes eat it like monkeys

you would

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@jen_jen wrote:

Still giggling….how do you stop a fit of the giggles?

there’s a thread for ‘how do you’ :lol:

and I don’t think you can . . .

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@jen_jen wrote:

Cut it into bite size pieces with a knife…but be sure to smile as you’re doing it :wink: :lol:

*sharpens knife :lol:

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@tinks wrote:

:lol:

=D>

I’ve sat here and read all 39 pages ……..that thread really does sum up why I use JC…….Absolutely Brill !!!

I haven’t been here that long but read it all too, fantastic, wish I had been here then !!

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