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@toybulldog wrote:

@susieq wrote:

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
( don’t even want to think about ‘how’ )

well thanks susie, I’m going to be wondering about that one all day now

:O)

well you gotta wonder

[SusieQ]

There must be a museli that doesn’t contain raisins . .

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blue

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The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
( don’t even want to think about ‘how’ )

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. :shock:

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon
( who figured this out . . and why :? )

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. ( I know what you’re thinking here :roll: )

Swans and Ducks are the only birds with penises.
(in fact, the longest bird penis on record belongs to a duck )

[SusieQ]

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Thank god it’s Tuesday :lol:

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@pete wrote:

There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.

I always said cornflakes were just soggy cardboard :?

[SusieQ]

tut . . the towel look is not a good one :roll:

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well done guys ( and gals ) apologies for my absence

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that would be too simple 8)

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@eve wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

@susieq wrote:

eveready :lol:

for me i hope

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call me pedantic but you just made a comment :-

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