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@kent f OBE wrote:
ok just had a delivery of herbal viagra…can’t wait to see who buys it :lol:
and no im not running a sex shop :lol:
:lol: :lol: saying nowt :wink: ( psst don’t forget to send my order out )
@Freaky Biker wrote:
psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:
but that takes all the fun out of it.
you’ve obviously never done it in a bathroom then :wink:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@Freaky Biker wrote:
psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:
but that takes all the fun out of it.
well to be honest if a woman can kill 2 birds with 1 stone we will do it :lol: ..get the old man “sorted” and washed and showered after before he starts snoring can only be a bonus :lol:
ohh ffs . . I just started a fresh cuppa :lol: :lol: :lol: gets the tissues to wipe the screen again :roll:
here now :lol:
ohhh did we lose the thread :lol:
last word was Shock :shock:
@kent f OBE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (changes knickers coz i just wet myself!)
:lol: :lol: :lol: i have wasted 2 cups of tea now, used up way too many tissues and have changed my pjs 3 times :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have no more clean pjs so will have to be naked next time :roll: :shock: :lol:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
maybe not but you got an awful lot of moping up to do…specially if rigomortis sets in! :lol:
Note to self…. Keep bin liners under bed with s e x toys incase Mr Velvet checks out during wild session
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
too funny
@kent f OBE wrote:
is it me or are there very strong sexual undertones to nearly every thread today :lol:
nope . . not just you :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
oooo thong? u sexy minx
(pings velvs thong)
Watch the haemoroids chick !!!!! I walk funny as it is :roll:
your not doing your haemoroids any favours chaffing them with a thong woman :lol:
pings Velvs crunchy thong :lol:
pmsl @ crunchy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
dangle in a bleach infested sink!!! sadistic woman :lol:
wonders if mr kent would go to the sink…without drippping all the way there!
:lol: :lol: what am image ! :shock:
psssst kent . . do it in the bathroom .. :wink:
