oh god far too many to mention !
umm . . youngest daughter when about 12 . . ‘that car in front is following us’
my youngest son a few weeks ago made me laugh . . ‘ i wanna grow up and be just like dad’ ( lazy good for nothing playing on xbox all day every day or internet ‘dating’ ) & ‘you don’t need to work to get money, dad gets money at the post office and he doesn’t work’
oh and the other classic he has said was in response to me and my eldest daughter talking about what to do with our lives ‘you just need a man to give you a good clicking . . you just need to get a boyfriend called John’ ( he’s 6 bless him )