sweetasbaileez

@Matty wrote:

what do you expect me to say? you not been in touch for 6 months

tut at fairweather friends :(

@rubyred wrote:

oh fook,,thank christ i was NOT accused of reeking of orange and therefore cyanide.I admit i wore 3 jockstraps as a bra..as i thought the sports bra thing was a sling..42 dd..
i assumed sweets had left her massive bra for me.imagine my shock to realise i was in 3 jock straps…the way my nipple fell oot !

didnt put me off the game…

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@Matty wrote:

we need a big team meeting before the game tommorow, a lot of people are not taking this serious enough… i know these are only friendlys.. but a lot is at stake.. your starting position for one

i expect a real performance tommorow night against harlow.. if we win.. then we can go clubbing after.. we will have a couple of weeks…

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@sharongooner wrote:

lol@sweets!!!! 8)

oh and btw, if we are in the Northern League, how the heck are we playing harlow then? anymore south would be france lol!!!!

(its MY town!!) :D :?:

dont bother asking them for fugs sake theyre blokes !! you’d be lucky to get directions from london to birmingham pml james will just say its north of belfast…[Read more]

naked whatever the season, tried a pair of jim jams once and woke up choking on the bloody thingthe ar5e creeps round the front and the top tries to smother you as you sleep, i think its a governement conspiracy to kill a few of us off to save on pensions in the future :wink:

@James Belfast wrote:

Smell lovely??? Football dressing rooms should smell of linament and stale sweat; oranges and spilled tea; cigarettes and alcohol – NOT flowers and tc bloody p! Ffs we are playing in the Northern League, not the Unibond Southern – they are hard men we are up against, we can’t afford to come onto the pitch smelling like a…

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just to let you know i went into the quiz in F4 tonite my name was sweetzf1 an no one said anything about changing it. i had such a laugh they were all dead friendly . i came 4th and got the beginners star for being such hot totty :wink: chatguide JA is a complete nutter and GD was sound and very dry humoured !! i loved it and will be in there…[Read more]

it’ll be massive on radio 1 as for the video…well better than any andy warholesque type shyte ive seen

i’ll buy it cos ive forgotten what my love holes for :evil: :oops:

@James Belfast wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an…

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but there again i am replying………. :oops: :roll: :P

@James Belfast wrote:

Mine goes up to Gas Mark 9.

ur more in need of a life than i thought :shock: :P :wink: but i still thinks ur cool :oops:

well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an indian head to massage at 3 call me when…[Read more]

i watched the steven lawrence documentary on bbc1 last night, and although i think its appalling that a high ranking police officer should get away with taking bribes, it angered me just as much, if not more, that the 5 boys in question had previously been closely involved of the stabbing of white people. now correct me if im wrong (and this is in…[Read more]

awww bless her shes lovely, shes a terrier isnt she ?? theyre bloody loopy lol…enjoy her !!

@rubyred wrote:

i blame it on the macedonians sweets..ALL i said woz,,”hey mister can i see yer nutz! ”

Fecking no sense i of humour..

and you were NOT the theif here..i wanted to do a jigsaw puzzle of HOW MANY GERMAN BRATWURST CAN I FIT IN ME PANTS”

i got 15 in then doughnut farted and shot the lot out..!

now shhh DONT get me sacked as they…

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sorry sarge i have to agree with james whole heartedly on this one. took my daughter to see the goblet of fire, had to endure a group of about 7 teenagers pratting about , screasming and shouting thru the aisles and changin seats every 5 minutes….gggrrrr…, until i got so fed up i got up and shouted at them to shut up or get out. they did…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Magoo wrote:

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Nope, red head or not, too late!

Who’s a redhead? oooooh

me is :oops: :wink:

but dont take the pish !! :P :P

@Drivel wrote:

I think this probably changes as you get older

My faves so far are : Midnight Express

The Deer Hunter

The Usual Suspects

absolutley love the usual suspects, kevin spacey has to be one of the most versatile actors around. check out the life of david gale if you havent seen it drivel :wink: mystic river, shawshank most def, leon,…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

did we win..sorry i was on a shoplifting spree with sweets afterwards and i think i got concussed while being manhandled into the police wagon.Wasnt MY fault id had a few sherries and i doubted the constables parentage !

just as well the paparazzi were not outside the cop shop.my face would have been all over the sun,and my erse…

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@Lukey wrote:

none as of yet, due 2 certain financial difficulties, but wen one has sorted these dfficulties, one is gettin a 3mm tunnel in each ear, an ones lower lip done twice :D

please dont you’ll look like as bloody masai warrior