sweetasbaileez

@Matty wrote:

i’ll ask henlow if they fancy a game next saturday

:D/ kettles waiting…..shall we share the soap ?? :D :P

@James Belfast wrote:

We’ve probably got a match lined up against Henlow – all back to yours for a cup of tea afterwards then?

naked tea ??? :D :wink: got a lovely shower here :wink:

im great ty kanga.!!! weathers finally broke and we have thunder,lightening and torrential rain so the worlds tickety bloody boo now !!

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

I have never slept with a gay man.
But i’ve slept with a guy who has.

Does this help?

=D> =D> :P

@James Belfast wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

what is average weight for someone 6’0!?

and don’t you bloody dare tell me in metric….!!!! :lol: you bloody well tell me in British measurements!!!

176lbs = 15 to 16 stone…or so the british medical advisory says :D

Never! Are you confusing this with the American Medical…

[Read more]

@Holisticjo wrote:

@kevin wrote:

2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
i have just ordered an air rifle
no idea if its legal
i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
vermin aren’t they?

Why would you want to kill someone elses animals?

why would you want to keep pigeons ??? :D

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

I don’t mind pigeons, I like the ‘cuckoo-coo-cuckoo’ noise wood pigeons make.
I’m sure it is not legal top shoot cats, people have been prosecuted round here for doing so. If anyone shot one of my cats I’d probably end up in prison for the revenge action I’d take!!!

People who want to dispose of vermin would do better to…

[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

cr apping on Nelson, you say?? :twisted:

These are obviously twisted, evil Pigeons, trained in a secret French lab many feet below the Eiffel Tower (which is really a Nuclear Missile Launch Site).

The french sent them over to descecrate our Historical statues :x

I shall get onto the phone with Dick Dastardly and notify him…

[Read more]

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

ha ha ha !! brilliant thread and some fantastically funny answers…..bless you all for making my day :wink:

while we’re at it the cat population round here is a joke, and the dirty little barstuds use my garden as their toilet… was thinking of buying some prawns or cat food and lacing it with rat…

[Read more]

James Belfast wrote:
Good point actually Sweets – this is one of those rare threads that nobody has felt the need to turn into a slanging match and isn’t it a pleasure to read through it? – I had forgotten i joined JC cos I was attracted by the mentals like me. Ok back on thread……

Cats are fussy feckers who can sniff out rat poison so…[Read more]

@alan snowman wrote:

a chav is a scouser with a perm n mustache with a shell suit

lmfao !!!!

@James Belfast wrote:

Nope, America then Sardinia. I have an exercise programme sorted so I should be ok. Maybe just lack that little bit of ball practice tho :wink:

you can always visit Henlow….i can help your balls practise :wink: :P

@jetangel wrote:

but did he get the job done he came to do? or was he too distracted?

no the div said that blah, blah, blah, the problem was the internal wiring….blah, blah, blha, and i could rectify it by having the main phone in my bedroom and all other phone lines disconnected…..didnt think it was a good idea, specially after flashing him…[Read more]

@Magoo wrote:

Yes.

You?

=D> :P

ha ha ha !! brilliant thread and some fantastically funny answers…..bless you all for making my day :wink:

while we’re at it the cat population round here is a joke, and the dirty little barstuds use my garden as their toilet… was thinking of buying some prawns or cat food and lacing it with rat poison…will it work on them ??? :P

@Magoo wrote:

@Holisticjo wrote:

For me 21 was a crap age really depressing but its all been on the up since then, I think people build it up too much!!

Are you male? Do you think we want to know about your bedroom antics? :lol:

speak for yourself magoo….i for one am all ears :P :P

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Magoo wrote:

Yeah but sweet that depends… if you’re some big Bertha he probably shit himself, but if you’re some skimpy young thing then I’ll agree with what you say… :wink:

Im a 12-14, 5ft 8 .This is my 40th birthday pic lol….and yes im ancient !!!

galaxy wrote:
Having a clean healthy lifestyles no fun! I’d rather have fun and enjoy myself, if my bodies not perfect then at least I can say I’ve had fun[/

if i ever met a clean and healthy lifestyle id only encourage it to play drinking games, go on the dance mat, karaoke and buzz music quiz anyhow …which reminds me im having a birthday…[Read more]

@James Belfast wrote:

When does pre-season training start cos I have a holiday booked? I hope I don’t get dropped if I come back from holiday carrying a few extra pounds :(

where you going then ?? Marrakesh ?? :D

sweetas ‘safest hands in football’ baileez
15th May 1966
golakeeper…..

pleeaaassseeee let me catch the balls mr matty manager .I’ll have you know i ‘ve caught a fair few in my time, nudge, nudge, wink, wink

:P :wink: :shock:

besides that its me or david seaman…..and he can’t catch his breath