sweetasbaileez

@Becky wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Becky wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

and who said this place was a zoo ??? :D :wink:

Well i know of a pig, cow, do you get tossers in the zoo :-k JOKE x

i refuse to answer that on the grounds that it could incriminate me :D

No hope for me then????? Who cares :lol: :wink:

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@Becky wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

and who said this place was a zoo ??? :D :wink:

Well i know of a pig, cow, do you get tossers in the zoo :-k JOKE x

i refuse to answer that on the grounds that it could incriminate me :D

well thats cheered me up no end

@Becky wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

what did the right leg say to the left leg?

whos the di*k in the middle

your legs tend to keep quiet a lot then :wink: :D

Well i dubt my legs would say that :?[/quote

:shock: :lol:

@TADpole wrote:

And you have the nerve to lock my post? :roll:

:D :D :wink:

hee hee hee :D

can i just say how much i enjoy reading your posts, not only are they informative and well worded, but they also give clear and fair opinions from all posters. im afraid my opinion is a little more basic. i dont think british people should be allowed in the bloody country in the first place, maybe then our troops wouldn’t have to go in and get…[Read more]

and who said this place was a zoo ??? :D :wink:

@Matty wrote:

what did the right leg say to the left leg?

whos the di*k in the middle

your legs tend to keep quiet a lot then :wink: :D

@dee wrote:

hmmmm, shocking really

mmm now ur takin the pish lmao :D :D

@dee wrote:

Modernisation :roll:

dont klnow what they’re bloody modernising..but it aint royal mail pml !! :D

@madcat wrote:

Put on a cotton T. Shirt & get in a cool shower. Wring out T.shirt while it’s still on & it gradually dries on you. Really cools you down & allows your body to breath. It’s great – especially at night.

wouldn’t you feel like you’d pished the bed tho….not that i’d know you understand :oops: :D

@madcat wrote:

Really lost it last week. I did an access course which is the equivalent to 3 A levels in 9 months. I worked really hard & nearly gave myself a nervous breakdown but I did it & passed.

Found out that one little boy – he certainly wasn’t a man, even though he was 24! was disruptive, came in late & expected us all to wait while he…

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:D :D

mmmiiinnnneeeeee !!!! :D

@chimera wrote:

i dont mind i have a tan now lol

can we see a photo now then :oops: :D :wink:

perfect !! will use this in all local schools and colleges to ensure all children are aware of the dangers of accepting rides from strange, out dated ”pop stars” in posh cars.. :wink: :D

@Becky wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Women have forgotten how to be women…. they are just blokes with tits nowadays… 8)

Now a days men have bigger t*ts than women :lol:

lmao !!!

@Becky wrote:

I lose my temper very easy im a firey person. But to really really lose it take some going but god help the person p1ssing me off at the time :lol:

*sweetasbaileez writes in notebook….never upset becky… :D * :wink:

sitting in the freezer department at Tesco’s is great, but try to do it fully clothed, and for less than 5 minutes at a time, as im now barred from every Tesco store in the U.K….. :oops: :D