sweetasbaileez

@Matty wrote:

she predicted my destiny and said i was’nt gonna win the lottery or marry holly valance

never forgvin her since

bloody b1tch !! whatever happened to filling people with hope and allowing them to dance to agadoo if they bloody well want to ??? :wink: :D

who’s cath ?? and why do people have a problem with her ???? :D

i think thats a brilliant gaffe to make !! the sort of thing i do on a regular basis, like the time i was talkin bout when my kid got alopecia.. said it looked like she had chemo….only i said it to mate who was bald from chemo……i died, she laughed. thank god she knows what im like….its not so much funny, but cringe worthy. as for the…[Read more]

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

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probly best to keep quiet rubys on a roll and you never know quite whats she ll offer next :oops: :wink:

@Matty wrote:

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

I really don’t care anymore, I really don’t, I’m literally on me last legs and just exhausted from it all.

you been looking for chickens in tescos too?

=D> ha ha ha ha ha !!! bless that was a good one :wink:

@Matty wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i just need a shag, i’ll worry about the life after

have you considered getting a g/f…she might be able to help you out. failing that , theres always the marigolds , baby oil and a blue movie.. ive heard if you lay on your arm til it goes dead, its like someone elsa doing it….or wear a blindfold…

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@Matty wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

so what does the statment mean anything

gone to the dogs?

i would’nt mind going to the dogs, have a few bets, win a bit of money, its a good laugh

theres a dog track not far from me….no smart ar5e comment please ppl ! dog shi te everywhere and 4 quid a voddie..feck that i ll sit at home trying…

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@Matty wrote:

i just need a shag, i’ll worry about the life after

have you considered getting a g/f…she might be able to help you out. failing that , theres always the marigolds , baby oil and a blue movie.. ive heard if you lay on your arm til it goes dead, its like someone elsa doing it….or wear a blindfold and pretend…
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@Matty wrote:

so what does the statment mean anything

gone to the dogs?

i would’nt mind going to the dogs, have a few bets, win a bit of money, its a good laugh

theres a dog track not far from me….no smart ar5e comment please ppl ! dog shi te everywhere and 4 quid a voddie..feck that i ll sit at home trying to burn me dvds instead..

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hiya :) oh tommy..i bet ya think im an eejit ….och i love the yorkshire..

tommy good to see ya ,,fook face :)

gies a kiss :)

hello again lol, i don’t think you’re an eejit

i’m just going through some Hot Chocolate in life atm and it’s other people paying the price for it

i’ve been out of character a lot…

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@Matty wrote:

fats the new thin

yep and brogues are the new stiletto….. :lol: we need a life fgs :D

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@Tommy ToXen wrote:

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@Tommy ToXen wrote:

I’m bored now I don’t have someone to banter with :lol:

Only signed up to respond to the many false complaints about me, might as well stay now :lol: Ohh i’ve missed this

“Hang ’em alllllllll!!!!!”

U dont honestly think we ever thought u actually left do ye… :wink:

Oh…

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@Matty wrote:

i always wanted to know what brogues were, and now i know

i can’t run eiather, not because of my shoes, cause i’m a fat git

fats good, helps to preserve my arthritic hips ….

@Matty wrote:

don’t follow me across the path, you stay there

NO wait for me…fgs i cant run in these brogues ( granny flat shoes to cushion feet against ongrowing bunion problem ) :oops: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

can i just point out, i’m not crossing any paths

im following you. i want to be your stalker :wink:

@Matty wrote:

We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Tommy, leave those kids alone.
Hey, Tommy, leave those kids alone!

:D

jesus your sadder than me :P =D> but its fun isnt it :D

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@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

nice pic you got there tommy :)

hee hee hello again !! got any dvds ?? :wink:

yeah, you coming round to watch one with me, was thinking about putting somthing on, not a film though

spent tonight on itunes downloadined ricky gervis pod casts

what you gonna put on…

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@Tommy ToXen wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

Thankyou my fans, for proving yet again, that I am the character you love to hate.

I do admit I find it a little disturbing that my presence is so important to you that you have to spend your days gossiping about me, obsessing over me, and making a thousand kagillion threads about me per…

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@Matty wrote:

the good teachers at school, were always the one the kids hated the most

are you self medicating ?? is it something i need to be concerned about ?? :shock: :lol: :wink:

@Matty wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Matty wrote:

nice pic you got there tommy :)

hee hee hello again !! got any dvds ?? :wink:

yeah, you coming round to watch one with me, was thinking about putting somthing on, not a film though

spent tonight on itunes downloadined ricky gervis pod casts

what you gonna put on ?? :lol: not the kettle i hope ,…[Read more]