[sweetasbaileez]

@Lexia Dis wrote:

i wood play with my clitoorish becos that sownds like a lot of fun. Actuuly it wood be good jsut to find out wear it is cos ive never find one befoor

i’ll show u hun :wink: :P

[sweetasbaileez]

@(f)politics? wrote:

some one sent me this and i thought it was hilarious so thought i’d share it with you
:D :D

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me … it was her beautiful,
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock,and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my
bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
“We are very happy that you have passed our little test…..we couldn’t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

lmfao hun !!!… hows u babe long time no chat xoxoxoxo mwah

[sweetasbaileez]

well i played again, and no doubt i saved a few goals :wink: strange thing is i dont remember much of the game cos im in dear old leamington spa …but wot the heck !! as long as i saved the day…. hope ur all well, ? will catch up asap xxx ps…wot was the bloody score ??? :?

[sweetasbaileez]

@fastcars wrote:

I honestly thought dried fruit was good for u when I bought it. Just shows how wrong we can be dunnit…. :?

frightenening to think how the companies who sell these portray them as healthy too !!! :shock: :roll:

[sweetasbaileez]

banana chips; per 100 grammes;

energy=526 cal
protein=1.0 gramme
carbs=59.9 grammes
(of which is sugar)=22.1 grammes
fat=31.4 grammes
(of which is saturates)=24.9 grammes
fibre=1.7 grammes
sodium= trace…. seeing as anything over 4 grammes per 100 grammes is unhealthy, then i dont want these on me bloody diet sheet thank you very much .!!!!! :lol:

[sweetasbaileez]

@American Woman wrote:

Dried fruit is awesome Fast – I love Banana Chips :wink:

ooooohhhh do you have any idea how bad they are ??? loads an loads of fat in them :lol: :shock:

[sweetasbaileez]

@lovebug wrote:

@pinty wrote:

:D :D :D aint thi$ grown?….err lovebug not moaning ju$t di$cu$$ing and we dont need to put up with it at all that$ wot guide$ are $uppo$ed to be there for
o0(can you tell i need a new keyboard :lol: )

Yeah I Do Agree The Guides Are Supposed To Be There , And You Shouldn’t Have To Put Up With It All The Time . All I Am Saying Is , Is There Point In Even Trying To Discuss This Matter Because They Don’t Care , They Just Think Its Funny To Watch You Go On About This Matter . Theres Only 1 OR 2 Guides Who Really Do There Job As It Should Be Done ,

And No Sweet Hun I Am Not A Guide ! I Wouldn’t Want To Be !

sorry lovebug, my statement was very rude and inconsiderate and you kicked me in the teeth with such grace !!! :oops: :P

[sweetasbaileez]

@(f)politics? wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

Agreed wolfs hello btw hun xx
i suggest forum 4’s regs room as the battle ground cos it aint nice for any newcomers to walk into that sort of stuff it certainly wont encourage them to return will it, and as it seems to be the regs causing the grief just pop off in there and have your fights or alternatively of course as states quite clearly in the forum lobby use the iggy button for all those that dont like each other and problem sorted
me thinks some ppl like these arguments too much for iggy tho so forum 4 it is :D

can u put the guides on iggy then ??……… just a question :P :P

I believe u can sweet though probably not advisable as you wont see them when they are slapping your wrist, and then the boot up the backside will be such a shock not that this would apply to u sweet cos your a good gal just like myself lol :D

pmsl…not no more i aint :wink: :P :shock:

[sweetasbaileez]

@liam-wabbit wrote:

I can’t help getting angry about some of the abuse in the room :!: .
its was never this bad. but its been happening for months now , not just the past week.

I try not to talk about it ,sometimes i need to.
I guess this can be seen in the wrong way and i understand that.

This all happened cause i thought i was standing up in what i believed in :oops: & can’t take abuse from some one who spose to be protecting us from abuse.
So saying abuse is friendly banter is stupid , and sometimes you just can’t iggy it.

I never wanted forum 1 to turn into ww3 & its mades it pretty uncomfartable for all.

I use the room cause of my illness :oops: , there are many people like me in that room .
we tend to use the room cause its safer in a group :) than private, so i thought. :shock:

I kept coming back cause i think i have some friends there, :?:
I am aware i lost some along the way , this isn’t something you plan :roll:

I did want to try an protect my name , but this part i have given up on .
I guess the best thing to do is to stay out of jc for a while, let things get back to normal for other users.

Any way moving on , I apologies for the disruption of every one’s normal jc routine.
as i said this is something you plan.

Take Care

Liam Wabbit
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this pi sses me off now because to be perfectly honest liam hun…WHY SHOULD YOU STAY OUT OF F1??? i have never known you to abuse people, nor to be rude for the ‘fun of it’. yet as you said there are many valid reasons why people use jc…its just a shame that certain guides, hosts and their lackies ruin it for the rest of us. surely martin has had that many complaints that he’s wisened up to who the true trouble makers are ??

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

tommorow, start of the season

am off for a few eeks, my friend is very ill and i have to be there for her. have fun and will catch up soon . good luck with the matches and think of me :(

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