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@pats wrote:

:shock: how come i aint met her then !

:- :P

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@rubyred wrote:

rope v laces,,same fooking difference..ya cheeky git :) yeah i did notice sharon was looking a bit like the last turkey on the shelf xmas eve,,after you Waxed her ! she aint been on since..!! she was ever sooo proud of her david seaman moustache too !

as for YOUR lady garden !! ye gods i saw an anthill and 2 moths fluttering out yer knickers ! a good pruning would do you the world of good..but good luck for the next game…im smoking more and more so my spit balls get thicker with each pasing day.Its the subtle way i get them out the side of my mouth…refs dont see a thing !
and even if they did id blame ot on my emphysemia i got from being down’t Pit all these years ! I have the miners helmet to prove it !

miners helmet ?? is that wot u call ur old mans willie :shock: ?? as for anthills i didnt know they fluttered ?? jesus its an education being in jc i can tell you :wink: . a good hint for the spit balls in drink milk and eat loads of chocolate, not that im sure you need any encouragement :P have just waxed me flange and am as smooth as gooners chin now. get ur ar5e down to the pitch i gotta pick james up will be there at 6.35ish…after ive had a look at him in me thong. :oops: :wink:

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@james Belfast wrote:

Well we need to be there in time for Matty’s EGM before the match so I’ll see you at Jct 6 in an hour. On the way back you can either drop me off at the services or send me home with the lesbian cheerleaders. If I get man of the match tonight I reckon the cheerleaders will be after my body. ‘Jamesie, Jamesie, he’s our man, if he can’t stop them no-one can. Go Jamesie Gooooooo! Whoooooooo’.

but ive still gotta wax me bikini line !! if i dont get it done you’ll all think ive got varicose veins :-… kk will rush and get it done, im sure the cheerleaders will help :oops: they’re more likely to want to hump you if you’re wearing the thong and a pair of nipple tassles…shall i bring some along ??ooohhh and dont shave most lesbo’s leave a bit of rough on their chins. i live off junction 16 so i’ll leave in about ten mins and see you there :wink: you’ll spot us soon enough i’ll be driving the tranny with J.C.U.F.C in neon pink spray paint on the sides :P

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@rubyred wrote:

laces !!! fook me !! and i was just showing the girls my latest thong,,how we laughed when i said it was like a “chesewire round a spacehopper”

and we have rampant lesbo following as were hetero wimmin in a mans world! mind you..i saw the moustache on sharons upper lip ! and the way sweets rubs her groin is MOST manlike,,im a real LAYDEEEEE…

/twirls her parasol and gubs them..

that wasnt your latest thong rubes it was the spare rope for the goal net :twisted: and i rubbed my groin cos of the cheap washin powder james used..it irritated me knackers, :oops: i mean lady garden :oops: gooner doesn’t have the tash anymore cos i waxed it for her last nite, altho it did take a blow torch to get the 5 o clock shadow removed :P
as for you being a lady ??!! ive never met any lady that foofie farts the way you do and your accuracy with spit balls is beyond compare, that poor mid fielder last week had to have surgery for a detached retina after the game

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@james Belfast wrote:

Ok, I can get the garage to give me a lift to Jct 6 of the M1 – can you pick me up from there? I will be changed for the match in case you get lost and we arrive late. Were those your thongs I took??? I thought they were a spare pare of laces.

yea am driving the M1 anyhow hun, what time shall i pick you up ?? you’ve no need to get changed before there’s plenty of room for you to strip in the tranny, :wink: and i wont get lost i drive one motorway or another atleast 3 times a month :twisted: i am a rufty tufty lorry driving dyke after all .. as for the thongs, keep them, you can wear them during the match, they’re not very comfy but it might bring you good luck, and after the way you played at the last game, you’ll need it :P you’ll have to be careful in the thongs tho cos they might chafe your ‘back wheels’ want me to bring some vaseline ?? :wink: :lol:

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*sweetasbaileez runs in to see when the kick off is, and even if we’re playing tonite*

:oops: :? :P

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@paramedic_in_training wrote:

Just some random pics!
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My new car which I got on monday!
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me and Barry
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Baby Patricia[/img]

beautiful baby girl…many congrats and i hope she learns to sleep thru the nite quickly !! :P

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@fastcars wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@matty wrote:

haha… not about getting laid, i’m not stroppy. i’m just putting me foot down and not being treated like a spare part that gets used every so often

=D> well done matty you stick to your guns hun :wink:

I wont bother asking what sex u are sweet…. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :wink: does it show ??? :oops: :P

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i heard he’d gone to one of those finishing schools in switzerland to learn the art of complimenting his superiors without showing aggression and bad form old chaps….but i could be misinformed ………… :P :wink: :-

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@cath 55 wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

who ???? :oops: :?

lol she’s someone who goes into jc chatroom 40s lol regular visitor an a really nice lady xx

ok !! welcome momma !! hope you like it here :P

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