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@matty wrote:
what do you expect me to say? you not been in touch for 6 months
tut at fairweather friends :(
@rubyred wrote:
oh fook,,thank christ i was NOT accused of reeking of orange and therefore cyanide.I admit i wore 3 jockstraps as a bra..as i thought the sports bra thing was a sling..42 dd..
i assumed sweets had left her massive bra for me.imagine my shock to realise i was in 3 jock straps…the way my nipple fell oot !didnt put me off the game like.i can remember looking in a mirror and plucking my eyebrows and sharons ball deflecting aff my head and into the path of a passing pikey *who scored*
i was then discussing matalan deals with sweets when lo and behold a ball came up and i sneezed and foofie farted and knocked the opposing teams ball..right out the goal..
/does my erse look big in THIS strip!
that wernt a bra rubes it was me feckin 12 berth tent am off to france for a fortnites camping and harassing the french….ok im lying its for the back garden really….an i saw that goal an if it wernt for u pikey wud have bin stood around scratchin his gonads like a gonad scratcher..humph. and no hun the kit really suits u :oops: :wink: :P
@matty wrote:
we need a big team meeting before the game tommorow, a lot of people are not taking this serious enough… i know these are only friendlys.. but a lot is at stake.. your starting position for one
i expect a real performance tommorow night against harlow.. if we win.. then we can go clubbing after.. we will have a couple of weeks off before the start of the season
i today turned down barnsley offer for pikey, we simply hav’nt got another left sided player
pikey was upset, and has now thrown a paddy.. but hes got to understand that just chat is his home now
let me no the time when u can plz boss im itchin to kick harlows a ss :twisted: :wink:
@sharongooner wrote:
lol@sweets!!!! 8)
oh and btw, if we are in the Northern League, how the heck are we playing harlow then? anymore south would be france lol!!!!
(its MY town!!) :D :?:
dont bother asking them for fugs sake theyre blokes !! you’d be lucky to get directions from london to birmingham pml james will just say its north of belfast :wink: :P :P
naked whatever the season, tried a pair of jim jams once and woke up choking on the bloody thingthe ar5e creeps round the front and the top tries to smother you as you sleep, i think its a governement conspiracy to kill a few of us off to save on pensions in the future :wink:
@james Belfast wrote:
Smell lovely??? Football dressing rooms should smell of linament and stale sweat; oranges and spilled tea; cigarettes and alcohol – NOT flowers and tc bloody p! Ffs we are playing in the Northern League, not the Unibond Southern – they are hard men we are up against, we can’t afford to come onto the pitch smelling like a bunch of nancy-boys and looking all pretty in our clean kit! Now I am all for wifey’s being allowed in the team (on merit obviously) but I hope the boss doesn’t change over a hundred years of footballing tradition just because you want to make use of an article in ‘Good Housekeeping’ about inserting pot pourri inside cushions. You should be reading 4-4-2 or Shoot!
in mrs beatons good housekeeping a woman should be a chef in the kitchen and a wh*re in the bedroom, no where does it say i have to be a dirty b1tch in the football changing room….i do wish matty had explained this all to me. you’ll just have to explain everything to me in minute details…starting with how i wear this jock strap….ive taken the flowers out of the room and the smell of stale male body sweat is permeating through my under garments..but i can live with the stench of virile young bodys crawling all over me as for you lot smelling like nancys, then i suggest you stop using that puffy skin lotion and use carbolic instead :wink: :oops: :P and get rid of the hairspray cos if it rains it’ll make ur eyes sting xxx mwahhh :P
just to let you know i went into the quiz in F4 tonite my name was sweetzf1 an no one said anything about changing it. i had such a laugh they were all dead friendly . i came 4th and got the beginners star for being such hot totty :wink: chatguide JA is a complete nutter and GD was sound and very dry humoured !! i loved it and will be in there again on sunday :P thanks to all who made it such a mental experience !!
it’ll be massive on radio 1 as for the video…well better than any andy warholesque type shyte ive seen
i’ll buy it cos ive forgotten what my love holes for :evil: :oops:
@james Belfast wrote:
@sweetasbaileez wrote:
well ive bin sat here all morning like a right muppet, ive bleached the goal net and scrubbed out the jockstraps..i must say james’s needed it :-… and ruby why you have to have 2 to put ur titties in when i sorted u out a decent sports bra is beyond me ….im off home now as ive hair to cut and an indian head to massage at 3 call me when the bloody match is on and dont dock my wages boss cos i bin a gd girl :wink: :P
WHAT??????? You WASHED my LUCKY JOCKSTRAP????????/ FFS woman – I said I wouldn’t wash it til we won the cup!! Wtf are you doing?????? We’ve no chance of winning anything now… grrr I hope you get another week’s wages docked.
And I hope you didn’t put lenor in when you washed the goal nets btw – we’ve seen enough “soft goals” already this season :wink:
sorry james turns out it wasnt your jock strap after all it was rubys shoe horn :oops: still it stank like heck i couldn’t find ur jock strap which is a bloody good thing judgin by ur tantrum, tho if i were u id ask matty where it is hint, hint. no i didnt use the lenor on the nets i only brought enough for the plastic flower pots i put in the dressing room, if u spray a bit on them it doesn’t half make the place smell sexy and clean, besides that dont the flowers make the place look homely :wink: :P
but there again i am replying………. :oops: :roll: :P
