[sweetasbaileez]

@kc1 wrote:

I went into the quiz the other night to to see how it was going. And i noticed no one from Forum1 was in there. I asked how many times Forum 1 had won the quiz to be told we never have. So this week when its on how about some off you who Know everything ( which there is a lot of you in the room) Join in. I am going to be there should be a fun xx

Quiz is on sunday tuesday and thursday at 9.30pm in Forum4 quiz room xxx

will meet you there tonite KC1…9.25 ok ? !! we’ll show them whos the bomb :wink: :P

[sweetasbaileez]

@alan snowman wrote:

ok i rang the number and here goes the brief conversation

alan snowman hello

woman hello may i help you

alan snowman yes im ringing about the advert on just chat

woman ok so you was married to a gay man

alan snowman no i just want the £100 pound

woman ok sorry but the money is for women who were married to gay men

alan snowman what if i was married to a lesbian would i be able to get the money

woman im sorry miss but were looking for straight women who were married to gay men

alan snowman ok sorry to have disturbed you

hangs up phone

if i ring her and tell her we were married u wanna go halves on the cash ? :P

[sweetasbaileez]

yea sure we all have regrets, but we have to learn to let them go , and to forgive ourselves for the daft things we’ve all done in the past…the trick is, to learn from them !!…..i’ll learn one day :P

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

been revising the tactics.. decided going to play 3 strikers instead.. gonna push myself up there, next to rainy :) (footballing purposes only of course)

gonna play 3 across the midfield.. i am not sure we need the depth against this team, so pikey can come in from the left and be the 3rd midfielder in the middle

token can hold it up too..allowing nismo and piky to dart forward, collecting the ball and going wide if need be :)

#-o lets hope the opposition dont read jc’s boards then :wink:

[sweetasbaileez]

@james Belfast wrote:

Ok Matty, have just been on the FA website and found loads of coaching tips. Since we are finding it hard to get together for training, can I suggest you pick a few areas for us to focus on each week?

http://www.givemefootball.com/coaching/index.html

I have already read the one on ‘dribbling’ so am probably ahead of the game here.

i misread it i thought it said attacking set players lmao
as for the dribbling….i doubt the dribble of the oral kind is includede here james :wink:

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

i dunno.. never catch me having un protected sex O:)

unless the comdon machine was broke and boots was shut

humph…never cathch me having sex…thats why being a goalies such a big deal…something about the size of the balls i’ll be handling, and legally too :wink: :D

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

i know, The BT man told me so

:oops: :P

[sweetasbaileez]

from playing football to scoring and now sex….what sort of degenerate minds do we have :wink: :D

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

yes you did, the soap heard you, and is very hurt

soap is bad for your bits….it makes them all sore and itchy…or is that unprotecetd sex ??? :oops:

[sweetasbaileez]

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Shall I spend the match warming up on the touchline and accidentally trip their wingers as they pass?

*sweetasbaileez passes mr amph a cricket bat*
just use this instead mr amph …. :wink: :P

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