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@alan snowman wrote:

a chav is a scouser with a perm n mustache with a shell suit

lmfao !!!!

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@james Belfast wrote:

Nope, America then Sardinia. I have an exercise programme sorted so I should be ok. Maybe just lack that little bit of ball practice tho :wink:

you can always visit Henlow….i can help your balls practise :wink: :P

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@jetangel wrote:

but did he get the job done he came to do? or was he too distracted?

no the div said that blah, blah, blah, the problem was the internal wiring….blah, blah, blha, and i could rectify it by having the main phone in my bedroom and all other phone lines disconnected…..didnt think it was a good idea, specially after flashing him my heaving bosom :P :oops: :shock: :wink:

besides that who wants to only have one phone line and that be in the bloody bedroom fgs :?: :!:

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@Magoo wrote:

Yes.

You?

=D> :P

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ha ha ha !! brilliant thread and some fantastically funny answers…..bless you all for making my day :wink:

while we’re at it the cat population round here is a joke, and the dirty little barstuds use my garden as their toilet… was thinking of buying some prawns or cat food and lacing it with rat poison…will it work on them ??? :P

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@Magoo wrote:

@holisticjo wrote:

For me 21 was a crap age really depressing but its all been on the up since then, I think people build it up too much!!

Are you male? Do you think we want to know about your bedroom antics? :lol:

speak for yourself magoo….i for one am all ears :P :P

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@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Magoo wrote:

Yeah but sweet that depends… if you’re some big Bertha he probably shit himself, but if you’re some skimpy young thing then I’ll agree with what you say… :wink:

Im a 12-14, 5ft 8 .This is my 40th birthday pic lol….and yes im ancient !!!

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galaxy wrote:

Having a clean healthy lifestyles no fun! I’d rather have fun and enjoy myself, if my bodies not perfect then at least I can say I’ve had fun[/

if i ever met a clean and healthy lifestyle id only encourage it to play drinking games, go on the dance mat, karaoke and buzz music quiz anyhow …which reminds me im having a birthday party for my kid this wk/end…said id get the pool out and we’re havin a pool party….feel free to come along peeps :D :wink: :P

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@james Belfast wrote:

When does pre-season training start cos I have a holiday booked? I hope I don’t get dropped if I come back from holiday carrying a few extra pounds :(

where you going then ?? Marrakesh ?? :D

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sweetas ‘safest hands in football’ baileez
15th May 1966
golakeeper…..

pleeaaassseeee let me catch the balls mr matty manager .I’ll have you know i ‘ve caught a fair few in my time, nudge, nudge, wink, wink

:P :wink: :shock:

besides that its me or david seaman…..and he can’t catch his breath

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