[sweetasbaileez]

@becky wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@matty wrote:

my mum told me yesterday she wants to have grand children within 5 years

talk about pressure

maybe becky can have one for you ?? :wink:
as for pregnant by rolos….of course you can…i sat on the toilet seat and nine months later….

Well your poob winky woo wont be able to perform under pressure matty.

And i would have babies till hell froze over.

AAAAAnd rolos get you pregnant :shock: OMG i had a pack the other day omg my husband wont believe the baby is his what shall i do oh noooo

sell it to matty, hes on the look out for a baby. just tell your hubby you’ve got wind for nine months, he wont know, hes a bloke fgs :wink: :D

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

my mum told me yesterday she wants to have grand children within 5 years

talk about pressure

maybe becky can have one for you ?? :wink:
as for pregnant by rolos….of course you can…i sat on the toilet seat and nine months later….

[sweetasbaileez]

my little girls just turned 12 an she can cook a mean spag bol, work the wash machine and irons a top for herself if she needs it….. :wink: :lol:

[sweetasbaileez]

@becky wrote:

@matty wrote:

i’m single, but not for long i hope.. I have her last rolo, which means we are near enough married already

I make a great cupid so hows about another JC wedding????? Sweets and Matty :D I can see the hat i want already :wink:

you’ll be waiting a bloody long time then hun :D

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

i’m single, but not for long i hope.. I have her last rolo, which means we are near enough married already

and im already well on the way to getting pregnant..which is bloody hard as im sterile now……what the heck, its great fun trying ….any chance of sharing that rolo ????? :wink:

[sweetasbaileez]

@becky wrote:

I nearly said to you both FGS get a room :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cough cough pmmmsssllll xxx

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

good thinking, hope no one joins in, i like this to be our very own room

shall we turn off the lights and lock the door

i gotta rush of to work in 5 mins, so we best be quick 8)

fgs takes me five minutes to get my girdle off

[sweetasbaileez]

yes im single….but mattys wants me :wink:

[sweetasbaileez]

@matty wrote:

i can’t drink vodka anymore, had a bad exerpiance with it, now makes me feel sick :(

nore do i iron.. had a bad experiance with that too :)

you’re a man who obviously needs to be nurtured…or do i mean neutered ??? :wink:

[sweetasbaileez]

Matty wrote:

exactly, instead i know i’ll have to settle for fiz out of coranation street, and win a couple of quid on a scratch card

while still dancing to agadoo[/quot

coronation street ?? jesus matty sort yourself out !!…do what i do and wait with baited breath for the finale of roswell ( ohh my aching heart), drink lots of vodka through a straw whilst ironing, typing and reinserting the broom handle…doesn’t half hurt when you swivel your hips too near the door jam :wink: :oops: :D

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