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  • #230648

    @matty wrote:

    she predicted my destiny and said i was’nt gonna win the lottery or marry holly valance

    never forgvin her since

    bloody b1tch !! whatever happened to filling people with hope and allowing them to dance to agadoo if they bloody well want to ??? :wink: :D

    #230646

    who’s cath ?? and why do people have a problem with her ???? :D

    #230831

    i think thats a brilliant gaffe to make !! the sort of thing i do on a regular basis, like the time i was talkin bout when my kid got alopecia.. said it looked like she had chemo….only i said it to mate who was bald from chemo……i died, she laughed. thank god she knows what im like….its not so much funny, but cringe worthy. as for the party, guess she aint a paddy then, cos ive yet to go to a better get together than an irish funeral lol

    #230862

    @tommy ToXen wrote:

    [-(

    probly best to keep quiet rubys on a roll and you never know quite whats she ll offer next :oops: :wink:

    #230979

    @matty wrote:

    @tommy ToXen wrote:

    I really don’t care anymore, I really don’t, I’m literally on me last legs and just exhausted from it all.

    you been looking for chickens in tescos too?

    =D> ha ha ha ha ha !!! bless that was a good one :wink:

    #231051

    @matty wrote:

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    @matty wrote:

    i just need a shag, i’ll worry about the life after

    have you considered getting a g/f…she might be able to help you out. failing that , theres always the marigolds , baby oil and a blue movie.. ive heard if you lay on your arm til it goes dead, its like someone elsa doing it….or wear a blindfold and pretend…
    :lol:

    thanks for the advice.. i’ve done it, but i have the problem of moving the arm once it is dead

    i would get a girlfriend, but got the small problem of finding one, there is a couple of options, but i prefer somone to make me laugh, have an intrest in, and have a personailty, somone like yourself

    :oops: :oops: :shock: :D :wink: :D

    #230849

    @matty wrote:

    @sweetasbaileez wrote:

    @matty wrote:

    so what does the statment mean anything

    gone to the dogs?

    i would’nt mind going to the dogs, have a few bets, win a bit of money, its a good laugh

    theres a dog track not far from me….no smart ar5e comment please ppl ! dog shi te everywhere and 4 quid a voddie..feck that i ll sit at home trying to burn me dvds instead..

    one in mad chester too.. i only been 3 times, was a good laugh.. took my ex.. but left her there, she now does 400 metres in 26 seconds

    lmao. tell me when shes next running… i :wink: mite be able to spare a few quid for a bet

    #231049

    @matty wrote:

    i just need a shag, i’ll worry about the life after

    have you considered getting a g/f…she might be able to help you out. failing that , theres always the marigolds , baby oil and a blue movie.. ive heard if you lay on your arm til it goes dead, its like someone elsa doing it….or wear a blindfold and pretend…
    :lol:

    #230846

    @matty wrote:

    so what does the statment mean anything

    gone to the dogs?

    i would’nt mind going to the dogs, have a few bets, win a bit of money, its a good laugh

    theres a dog track not far from me….no smart ar5e comment please ppl ! dog shi te everywhere and 4 quid a voddie..feck that i ll sit at home trying to burn me dvds instead..

    #230843

    @tommy ToXen wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    hiya :) oh tommy..i bet ya think im an eejit ….och i love the yorkshire..

    tommy good to see ya ,,fook face :)

    gies a kiss :)

    hello again lol, i don’t think you’re an eejit

    i’m just going through some Hot Chocolate in life atm and it’s other people paying the price for it

    i’ve been out of character a lot lately! everything is just pi ssing me off!!

    then i hope things get better for you cos hot chocolate were only ever gd in the 70’s

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