So the bloke or chick has been here before
I don’t know why you’re feeling so sore
Personally I couldn’t give a monkeys elbow
If it were Pauly or Pats or Sian and so
I give the ‘new’ user the benefit of doubt
I’m sure he’s just a lager lout
That won a bet for 50 squids
It’s still more fun than you stupid kids.