TADpole

My word of the day is b o l l o c k s

=D> Agree!!!!! He is one p r i c k i would like to smack in the face.

:shock:

As GOD as my witness it is true.

Shes a woman and you dont get better than that.

Im not giving anyone a rose today, nor do i want one, roses? Shove them up ya a s s ! WOW i feel better already :twisted:

Whats on my mind right now is do i fry bake or grill the sausages?

NO im NOT! I hate everything today!

OUT!!!!! You swedish, womanizing p r i c k basically sums it up for me :D

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Bunch of p00fs riding around on bycicles?

GET BACK TO FRANCE

:P :P

:lol: :lol: Couldnt have said it better myself…..

:? I got lost after the locomotion :-k

vERY CUTE THREAD…… :D

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I have learnt today Do NOT feed the ducks they are ruthless b a s t a r d s who will stampeed you for a f u c k i n g piece of bread!

You know i dont remember getting engaged, i went from shacked up, to married up to knocked up in 12 months……no wonder im k nackered!

I used to be a man…….actually come to think of it…..it must be true ppl think im a w a n k e r :lol:

Mine…….which i think is on photo gallery anyway…..

@Mr_Angel1 wrote:

not fast enough, i love her to bits and wanna make her mine forever, if u love someone, u know, doesnt take long to figure it out :wink: :wink: :wink: :D

Thats a lovely thing to say……….

Havent heard it so have no opinion just sticking my nose in.

She just got engaged.