Customer this morning asked me if we sell porridge. So I said yes…over there on the back wall…….he then asked again..I said yes over there…….he came over to me and said theres no polish there! I couldn’t stop laughing for ages…I really should get my hearing checked out I am definitely going deaf! Then the customer I was serving during this palava shouted out “fork handles” :lol:
Oh I know that feeling…I had a customer asking me yesterday for chain bracelets…or so I thought…she was actually asking for gents bracelets. In my defence she had a strong east European accent – that’s my excuse anyway!
i had an elderly lady customer offer to tickle my a rse with a feather
made me smile
later i mentioned it to my work mate
when he corrected me by tellng me she said particurlary ghastly weather :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Actually my nan (RIP) used to say ‘Tickle my ar se with a feather miss…wot did u say? its a very nice day!!’
We used to love that as kids :lol: :lol:
Look, I am sorry if I have upset anyone for posting this thread – it was meant as a joke! :?
I agree anc..why take wots said on here seriously…its all banter…theres that saying..’if you cant handle the heat get out the kitchen!!’
Its all words on a screen people…i take everything with a pinch pf salt nowadays..if u want to insult me then bring it on..least they are leaving someone else alone!
Pssssst taffy…where do you get those cute little pics from?
Depends wot smilie i want jenjen…i look for smilie with…..then wotever i want…ie..smilie asleep…a few web pages will have them on and then i save as. I dont use one particular site.