Tatler

Wrong

Shooting

Trying to find a film to watch or something at least

@toybulldog wrote:

Thank you.

Also, save time when crossing one-way streets by only looking in the direction of incoming traffic.

:lol:

@Pete wrote:

Lion or tiger shit will deter cats apparently but collecting it is a bugger :lol:

Lions roar from a garden centre does it so im told, yet to try it myself ,i like animals but i dont like the crap they leave behind.

Negativepeople

@toybulldog wrote:

Always carry a pound of lard in your pocket.

If you ever get your head caught in some railings you can then grease your ears and slide out.

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With no doubt in my mind, you are a wise man :D

Moon

Everybody loves Raymond …… i luv the humour or Friends .

There is no riight or wrong way to mourn , u cant be told / shown how to, as we all deal with it in so many different ways , no matter how weird it might seem to some. Its how we manage that counts . We all do it the best way that we know how , what others think really does not matter.

How to become beautifull .

Ingredients :
2 ozs of patience
4 ozs of good will
1 cup of kindness
1 pinch of hope
1 bunch of faith

To the above ingredients add two handfulls of industry, one packet of prudence and a little sympathy. One handfull of humility must be added. Plus a jar brimful of syrup of good humour, season the mixture with good…[Read more]

How many more you got to do ? :lol:

I met my hubby in a pub ( there,s a strange place for u ). We had seen each other a few times , and he was very very shy, i liked that . So to me it was obvious that if we were going to hook up , it would have to be me that made the first move. Thinking back no way would i have done it now ( due to health and safety reasons ) Anyway, i was waiting…[Read more]

Maker

Oooo food fight

Door

Wedding

Lack of humour…………………grrrrr

Mopes

Ignoramuses