Tatler

On April the 10th 1912 , the Titanic sailed from southampton with 2,200 passengers and crew . The RMS was a British registerd four funnelled ocean liner built for the transatlantic passenger and mail service, between Southampton and New york .

ding dong ……….. hi brought some nuts with me

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

The same time as picking your partners nits and making funny noises?

U tell me i dont know about nits and funny noises

Insatiable

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours ..

Find some time for youself every day , even if it means leaveing a chore ..

@jen_jen wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

What….shove it all in your mouth in one go….sideways? :shock: :lol:

If thats how they eat them then , yes :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

Looking at that blue sky , its going to be a good one

@thin ice wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

To get real enjoyment out of a garden, put on a straw hat, dress in old cloths , hold a trowel in one hand , a cool drink in the other , and tell the man where to dig ..

if you want to be happy for 2 hours get drunk
if you want to be happy for 2 years get married
if you want to be happy for ever get a garden

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@toybulldog wrote:

To avoid dust collecting on sandwich containers or other small kitchen items, simply cover them with shower caps.

Great idea, how many shower caps u got then ? :lol:

Same as pete but lashings of it

To get real enjoyment out of a garden, put on a straw hat, dress in old cloths , hold a trowel in one hand , a cool drink in the other , and tell the man where to dig ..

I enjoyed mouse trap for some strange reason :o

Books and friends should be few and good

Whip cream with honey instead of sugar – – its stays firmer longer :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I’d like to know whats the best way to stop a stray hair finding its way down the front of your bra tickling you :lol:

No idea but let me know when u find out :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

No idea if this works .

Relieve insomnia by eating a boiled onion at bedtime ..

shouldn’t that be a good tip if you want to become and stay single? :lol:

Perhaps its more of a trick then a tip :lol:

No idea if this works .

Relieve insomnia by eating a boiled onion at bedtime ..

This one i do and yep it works for me .

To encourage eyelash growth brush them each night ( when eye make up is
removed of course ) with alomond oil on an eyebrow brush. use only liquid or
cake mascara.