Terry

@anc wrote:

Is it normal for a ‘quack’ to check your chest by pressing a stethoscope on your nipple?! :?

I don’t know, but if he starts to suck the nipple afterwards try and find out why. Alternatively, lay back and enjoy.

Tears for Fears – Everybody wants to rule the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

Amy Winehouse – Valerie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQVxFPxYyw0

Madonna – True Blue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb8akXtOCaI

UB40 – Kingston Town

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1Sa91N75E

That picture of the martians is highly innappropriate bearing in mind that Poland does not have a space exploration programme. Not yet anyway.

The Jam – Funeral Pyre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arlahhhk9mg

Savage Garden – I knew I loved you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnmICxvoVY

Dire Straits – Lady Writer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6WgjUr9Nk

I always love listening to the Beatles doing cover versions. This is the only Buddy Holly song they recorded and it’s taken from the Beatles For Sale LP;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TUHWL9Fa8

Caff..dial 999.

The police will normally be there in 20 minutes if it’s a murder.

Obviously, being booted out of the JC chatroom is far more serious so they should be there a lot sooner.

Good luck x. My thoughts and prayers (along with everybody else’s) are with you at this devastating time.

Are the police there yet…..?

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@(f)politics? wrote:

i was referring to the response tel lol x

Jumpers for goalposts!

Yeah…typical innit?

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Good debate this… thanks to all who contributed although its a shame we didnt have any male contributions…. I think we women scared them off :D

I think pol has summed it up in the post below yours. I’ve read stuff recently about girls being jailed for falsely accusing men of rape. It’s not a subject I want to contribute to really.

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

I’m not a particularly girly girl at the best of times, give me sports, cars or filthy jokes anyday over clothes make up and babies :x

A great answer pol x. Do you fancy a pint down the pub then?

Well half a pint yeah, women shouldn’t drink pints its unladylike. i do have some ladylike…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

original material ? :roll:

They’re my photographs pol. :roll:

@(f)politics? wrote:

I’m not a particularly girly girl at the best of times, give me sports, cars or filthy jokes anyday over clothes make up and babies :x

A great answer pol x. Do you fancy a pint down the pub then?

Listening to the classical music cd I’ve borrowed from the library. I love this stuff. Somebody please go to the opera with me. Just make sure you turn your mobile off and don’t sit there eating crisps if you do.

@Chocolate wrote:

I say yes….however, being in the position myself, the opposite sex can not..

Men!!!!! :roll:

Unfortunate really!

I’m sure every man that’s ever met wanted to sleep with you Vee. Getting to the bedroom would’ve been pretty tough with all of those wine bottles in the way. :wink:

@Chocolate wrote:

Screw you to Tel!!!

:roll: What’s your problem..?

@Chocolate wrote:

Id invite him back….I hear he makes a mean full english breakfast :D

I don’t know where you heard that from. :-k