Terry

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I can’t find the hidden fantasies thread…

So.

Italy v Germany is one semi-final. I wonder what the other one will be.

Spain v Portugal perhaps?

@jen_jen wrote:

I think I’d look menacing if I was having a natter with friends on my own doorstep…

What a photo that would be. I’m thinking Nora Batty…blue rinse..rolling pin. Just make sure you’ve got plenty of lippy on luv. And don’t smile at the camera.

@anc wrote:

Sorry Terry, was just too tempting, have a couple of mwa mwa’s to make up for it xxx :D

That’s ok.

I was just walking past this house when I saw three guys in suits. I just whipped my camera out and took the picture. What were they up to? Why was the door open? I didn’t stop to find out..

I’m pretty sure this whole tax loophole was created by wealthy politicians for politicians. Let’s face it, does anyone trust a politician anyway?

It’s just wonderful how a corrupt system has been exposed and once again has shown how the people in power are in it for what they can get.

@kent f OBE wrote:

Maybe they’d heard Terry was Mr Pepps bitch and decided they wanted a piece of him too :lol:

I remember him when he was a corporal. A very good potato peeler he was too.

@J_in_France wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

sorry but you really need to get a life

And you’re talking – presumably – from experience.

As I said before – stupid response – you have given no details about the picture and still expect sympathy

And to try and respond with an edited reply of what has been said really ruins any argument you…

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@panda12 wrote:

I’d have nicked your camera, lol :P

I’d have clung onto you for dear life.

@J_in_France wrote:

sorry but you really need to get a life

And you’re talking – presumably – from experience.

@J_in_France wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

To be honest, without any background information about the reason for the photograph and the situation it was taken in, it is quite simply a picture of three men.

I risk personal injury to read a comment like that?? :?

As I said there is nothing about the picture that describes the situation…

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@J_in_France wrote:

To be honest, without any background information about the reason for the photograph and the situation it was taken in, it is quite simply a picture of three men.

I risk personal injury to read a comment like that?? :?

@kent f OBE wrote:

Is it a scene from a new TV Series? Some kind of con artist type of drama?

No, it’s real life. And was as scary as it looks tThey even followed me down the streett.

@panda12 wrote:

So I see. :lol:

I don’t get red eye in my photos.

@panda12 wrote:

You’ve done a good job on red eye removal and you’re a wizard with the wand tool. :P

I’ve no idea what you’re talking about…

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Evasion is illegal, avoidance isn’t.

What exactly is the difference?

Evasion = Ken Dodd & Lester Piggott

Avoidance = Jimmy Carr

That is not answering the question, as well you know…
So, are you avoiding it or merely evading it..?

@panda12 wrote:

Evasion is illegal, avoidance isn’t.

What exactly is the difference?

@panda12 wrote:

Well I read Words’ interpretation.

:roll:

@panda12 wrote:

Well I’ve just learnt something new. I didnt know “chav” referred to a particular racial group within a social class of people.

It doesn’t, but it won’t be the first time you’ve jumped to a conclusion and been wrong.

The word “chav” does not refer to a race. It refers to a section of society that have behavioural abnormalities.

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Our father who are in prison,
Mother knows not his name,
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free…

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@anc wrote:

I have heard different versions, but you have made me :lol: Thanks x

I’ve never seen it before, but I thought i’d share it.