The Observer

@Squeezy wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

To keep the shorter lengths of hair outta the baby’s way…. :? :oops:

Pubic hair? :lol:

As if :lol: :lol: :lol:

She’s disgusting eh! :lol:

I would ban her from here if it was up to me :wink:

@Giggles wrote:

^^^^^

reminds me of someone else :D

of whom? Bill Clinton, Jimmy Saville, Terry Wogan….do tell me :)

@*Sian* wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

I have bought a shed load of stuff today, 2 new tops, flip flops, palmers cocoa butter, razors, Johnson holiday sun, all day bus ticket, magazine and half a dozen eggs :lol: Oooooo I forgot my moist ass wipes for the loo seats … I hate public loos :lol:

moist ass wipes? :lol: Are you planning to…

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@*Sian* wrote:

I have bought a shed load of stuff today, 2 new tops, flip flops, palmers cocoa butter, razors, Johnson holiday sun, all day bus ticket, magazine and half a dozen eggs :lol: Oooooo I forgot my moist ass wipes for the loo seats … I hate public loos :lol:

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@Pete wrote:

coffee in Brazil

:lol:

You are like me mate…one of the hasbeans :lol: :(

hair grips? :lol: :? :twisted:

Does the perfect penis reside here? I am watching a bloke extending his from 7″ to 10″ just to please his wife! Whilst he is in recovery, she has buggered off with someone else….whose penis size not disclosed

I am now watching “The Perfect Penis” :shock:

I don’t normally watch these sort of things but it’s growing on me. The lengths people go to make a programme!

I sympathise with you, there is nothing worse than a cold sniffle!

Yes, I watched it :-…

That old fella with 4 tons of rubbish, saying he was the luckiest man in Edinburgh……. after they found his teeth :lol:

Worst job? well one of them gave up being a chef.

Atmosphere

@Squeezy wrote:

Heh – you weren’t joking :lol:

water

Not this time :lol:

Did you know that the Dead Sea is dying? Hard to believe eh!

water :arrow: air

Dead Sea

@pikey wrote:

John Smiths is a luxury ale?

:lol: :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Who’s won Member I Would Most Like to Have Resting Their Balls on My Chin?

Dunno – we would need detailed pictures for that to be included…… :D

He could be a Eunuch for all we know and hold his arms up high, carrying his little box :lol:

@pikey wrote:

What categories did I win?

You have won fook all, you have just been nominated… Mr Confident :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Pfft… not what you say when we are at the local ragtime dancing club :lol:

That would put me off too! :lol:

You must be gay :evil: :lol:

Hey, just because I avoid the “ragtime” doesn’t make me gay. Rather it makes me concerned about the washing in the morning and what my ma’ma would say! :shock:

@pikey wrote:

More votes for me, please.

I thought you would have nominated me for “Best Sunday Only Poster” even tho it’s not true! :twisted:

@*Sian* wrote:

Pfft… not what you say when we are at the local ragtime dancing club :lol:

That would put me off too! :lol:

@James Belfast wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

“You can take a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink” and any other sayings you care to think of.

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Hold it’s head under the water and kick it in the bol locks – it’ll drink!

Really? I must try that next time. I am so easily conned and believed my horse could only drink John Smiths or other such…[Read more]