The Observer

tired, time for bed……….boiiiiiiiiing!

@Poshy wrote:

Sisters

Sisters
Sisters
There were never such devoted sisters

Never had to have a chaperone “No, sir”
I’m there to keep my eye on her

Caring
Sharing
Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from Rome
She wore the dress and I stayed home

All kinds of weather
We stick together
The same in the rain or…

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It never pays to keep a diary of events!

Not Again!!!!

Hehe I’m in your midst again :)
Unfortunately I am pissed again :P
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again :oops:
A little Brahms and Liszt again :lol:
Will I get hugged and kissed again? [-o<
Or get shown that clenched fist again? 8-[
My charms, can she resist again? 8)
but I’ve been told to desist again :(
As she loves Jean Baptiste…[Read more]

Well I read your reply with gusto as one would in these barren times, but I thought how boring to write about doughnuts at this time of night! How much more pleasurable to come back and see flying f@nnys.

See this date and time thing is paling into insignificance now. I haven’t solved your problem, but I am quite a distraction till an answer is…[Read more]

You are right…….Of course!

You said “doughnut” originally :lol:

But that was zen and this is tao. :wink: I am sure I have heard that somewhere else. :-k

I don’t know why I am posting on the technical threads as I am no use whatsoever. I am quite good at lobbing darts at a board and adding and subtracting, but after that…..well. I am Bristowed :)

It is St Paddy’s Day, so maybe it’s the trick of the Irish begorra.

You may have found yourself in a March 17th paradox, where you could be trapped forever with me and that other useless booger above.

We maybe no help, but are at least company!

I wouldn’t bother if I were you, it will only depress you later. Why not ask for the whole thing to be removed and you can test your memory to the fullest. Fuzzy logic is all the rage these days and I am it’s chief advocate!

What about “Sometime last week/month/year, delete as appropriate”.

Hehe I’m in your midst again
I fear that I am pissed again
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again
A little Brahms and Liszt again
I might have made a fist again
of getting one off the wrist again
but hopefully she wont resist again
if I show her my clenched fist again
oh bugger I need to desist again
She loves Jean Baptiste again
I hear you boo and…[Read more]

I thought you would never ask. I have been wanting help “Getting Off” for ages and I think you may just be the person I am looking for.

yours,

‘Quietly Confident’

This thread seems to have been taken over by people with grandiose ideas above their station :roll:

More Slush

There’s a kind of slush
all over the place tonight
all over the place
you can hear the sound of wellies on ice
You ken what I mean

So listen very carefully
Come closer now and you will see what I mean
It’s must be a…[Read more]

A Slushy Poem

removed as it was a pile of shyte and not slush, my mistake! :lol:

Is the pools still going? I thought the advent of the lottery had killed it off. It certainly isn’t the draw it once was that’s for sure.

Any 8 from 10 was the perm I used to use….never won a thing.

My father used to study the form and my uncle came up with a sure-fire system (I think he saw it in The Sun), he died last year still optimistic!

irreverent posts :?

@crazy chick wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

ruby

you have missed out on fiendsreunited as told by Willliam Edge :lol:

James the hackey lackey has gone and spoilt it all :twisted:

ahhhh wondered why it had pooofed,,,, :?

thats a shame ,
he wasn’t hurtin any one ,
why dont peeps just go past his thread if they don’t like his writing , :roll:
my…

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ruby

you have missed out on fiendsreunited as told by Willliam Edge :lol:

James the hackey lackey has gone and spoilt it all :twisted:

You are a lackey….lackey in the humour stakes sirry irriot :lol:

Here was me looking forward to term 3. :(

William you’re an @rse :twisted: :lol:

Shearer in his heyday was a fantastic striker and I cannot really add anymore than Pikey has already stated. He has always had a great first touch, tremendous shot and his heading ability is second to none. In my opinion the best British centre forward I have seen in the flesh or on tv clips.

Rooney is a different player and at times appears a…[Read more]