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I had an abscess once…..hurt like fook :twisted:

Anyone who does ‘The Lottery’ is a fool :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Arctic who??? :roll:

We must move in different circles eh Squeezy. I have never heard of them either. :?

btw I never thought much of the ‘Ten Commandments’ was it early rock music?

Well are you a member of this organisation?

I wouldn’t mind the antibiotics though…….just in case :)

Sorry, I meant ‘affection’

Slip of the tongue :wink:

Yes she does. :D

Are we rivals for her infection?

@rivet wrote:

nice :wink:

You on about the poem, or Sian? :wink:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Did I really drink that much last night?! :oops:

Seven Drunken Nights

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should…

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Ermmm How do I retract my statement.

Bat, that is soooo you :D

will that do?

p.p.s Is it still me, but I am sure PATS signature used to be Sian’s not many moons ago?

She has hit the BIG 3 OH and become more confuddled me thinks.

p.s. Is it me, or does bat’s pic not look like a bat? :-k

Hey, stop watching me Ms Birthday Girl of yesteryear :twisted: :D

I’ll let you off this time, but don’t do it again :wink:

:roll:

She has been here for months you daft bats :lol:

I hope you are not worried that I will come out, on top :wink:

I hope your hospital visit has not been brought about by eating too many nuts and seeds :wink:

The secret to weight loss is to eat as much as you want but don’t swallow.

Sian, take note :lol:

btw hope you are ok xxx

I am listening to…….

Heavy Breathing

by Beatty Blue :D

Georgie Porgie :D

I don’t do it very often either.

Can we agree to take turns at being on top then?

I must warn you though, my left arm is rather wizened and liable to collapse under the wait. :)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’m sure you’re right Tommy, but misrepresentation is still misrepresentation – innocent or otherwise.

Would you consider ‘missrepresentation’ to be a misrepresentation of ‘misrepresentation’?

Innocent or otherwise. :)

I am not sure if you are a flibbertijibbet, a will-o’-the wisp or a clown! :)