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@tadpole wrote:

Got to have nice teeth above all else.

Not above the nose though as that would put me off.

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There was a girl who sold her virginity on the net not long ago. I am sure she raised a few grand from some middle-aged bloke. She was a lesbian too :? I am not sure if that made her more or less attractive. I think I was her perfect mate too in all respects except money. I haven’t got two pennies to rub together. If I did I would hope one of them might be Penny Smith as she has a dirty smile. As long as she doesn’t sing I should think I could maintain an interest :)

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Crazy you are so sexy, I am even thinking of giving up the fags :)

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Many thanks for your comments James. I too had a tear in my eye typing it. I don’t know about the Eurovision Song Contest but I bet we could give those Euro types a run for their money in a Snog Contest…… eh Crazy :wink: mwahhhhh

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So much for your 1st post :lol:

Jack said meekly, “can’t get it up” :oops:
Jill was so dismayed :shock:
I’ve climbed this bloody hill for you :)
and now I can’t get laid :twisted:

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@lancsman48 wrote:

brains,intellect & sense of humour are a must.

neigh lad, the unfermented juices of grapes is a must!

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I do hold you high in regard
but must you make it so hard
if I can’t be rude
then I really am screwed
I shall just have to try avant-garde

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I prefer them to be female, with a sense of humour and if I felt hungry, then I would hope they tasted like chicken. :D

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@crazy chick wrote:

I’m Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :lol: :lol:

That’s quite atrocious!

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My parrot would never sh’it on your pc screen, it is sandpaper trained 8)

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