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I have added the 60GB iPod to my Christmas wish list :D

F’uck the rest of you :twisted:

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@pats wrote:

Oh just one more if a bloke was doing what Sian was doing he would be called a stud.
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

EXACTLY OSS.

Called a ‘stud’ for sucking another blokes c’ock :shock:

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: It’s a bit like kryptonite.

I have read many of your posts and as usual you are talking Kraptonite :)

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@*Dawny* wrote:

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Tosh!

Leading chef Gordon Ramsey explains exactly how to kill live lobsters and how it makes him feel. “You always feel better after killing something. I do… stab the head off a lobster. You feel all the better for it… God knows how many I’ve killed… plunge them into boiling court bouillon, and their tails flip up and they scream and you can hear their claws scraping on the sides, and I got great pleasure out of that.” (The Independent Magazine, 12th October 2003).

The Shellfish Network say that when lobsters are placed into boiling water they ‘behave wildly, whipping their tails and trying to escape’. Death can take anything from 15 seconds up to 7 minutes.

It is a myth that lobsters gradually fall unconscious if the water is slowly brought to the boil. Lobsters who have not first been transported or confined will shake, tremble, struggle and flip violently as the temperature is increased.

You try sitting in a bath of water and gradually raise the temperature to boiling point and see if it is humane :lol:

cr@p
ive done lobsters an crabs in college an we just put them in cold water an heat it gradually they just fall asleep, better than plungin em into scolding water an hearin em screamin for ages

Oh you are suddenly an expert eh :lol: Didn’t you read my last sentence?

Also the ‘Screaming’ has been explained earlier, if you care to read the other posts!

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@reileyroo wrote:

Bloke from work has a bet on that crouch will not score in 2005 in the league. He got 9/1 and has a tenner on it.

I reckon he will have a nice little cash bonus come the new year :P

He is looking pretty silly now eh! Money would have been better spent on you.

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I liked the Palmolive ads…….used to get me in a right lather *phew*

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Bat, you are either daft, old or possibly both :?

Have you got an optical mouse or not? If you have then you don’t need a friction mat. If yours has a ball then it is not an optical mouse and you DO need a friction mat.

p.s your post is too wide!!!!!!

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Tosh!

Leading chef Gordon Ramsey explains exactly how to kill live lobsters and how it makes him feel. “You always feel better after killing something. I do… stab the head off a lobster. You feel all the better for it… God knows how many I’ve killed… plunge them into boiling court bouillon, and their tails flip up and they scream and you can hear their claws scraping on the sides, and I got great pleasure out of that.” (The Independent Magazine, 12th October 2003).

The Shellfish Network say that when lobsters are placed into boiling water they ‘behave wildly, whipping their tails and trying to escape’. Death can take anything from 15 seconds up to 7 minutes.

It is a myth that lobsters gradually fall unconscious if the water is slowly brought to the boil. Lobsters who have not first been transported or confined will shake, tremble, struggle and flip violently as the temperature is increased.

You try sitting in a bath of water and gradually raise the temperature to boiling point and see if it is humane :lol:

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@oss wrote:

@gemz wrote:

no i ain’t sian but its there lost not mine hehehe

There loss you ean darlin, and i agree it is

ffs everyone should hire a Geordie Bird :wink:

If you are going to correct spelling mistakes, then at least do it right!!!!!

It’s ‘their loss’ not ‘there’ you ‘mean’ not ‘ean’

Gemz, you had so much advice, your head was probably spinning. If they haven’t offered you the waitress job, then it will serve them right.

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I make that 89 :-k…….. i.e. 17 too many :? I have put them in alphabetical order for ease. Please check and delete below as necessary:

50 Cent
Alice in Chains
B52’s
Beach Boys
Beethoven
Black Flag
Blur
Carter USM
Corner Shop
Cowboy Junkies
Crowded House
Cypress Hill
Dead Kennedys
Deep Purple
Dinosaur Jnr
Dollar
Eagles
Eels
Elvis
Eminem
Garbage
Gorillas
Grateful Dead
Green Day
Guns N Roses
Hole
Iron Maiden
James Last
Jet
Johnny Cash
King Kong?
Korn
Kris Kristofferson
Led Zeppelin
Lemonheads
Madonna
Manic Street Preachers
Marillion?
Matchstick 20
Monkees
Nine Inch Nails
Pet Shop Boys
Phish (are you taking it?)
Presidents of the USA
Prince
Procul Harem
Queen
Radiohead
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Rolling Stones
Roy Orbison
Scissor Sisters
Screaming Trees
Seal
Sex Pistols
Smashin Pumpkins
Spoon
Stevie Wonder
Swing out Sister
Talking Heads
Tatu
The Animals
The Beatles
The Bee Gees
The Black Crows or The Byrds?
The Cars
The Cowboy Junkies
The Cult
The Doors
The Everly Brothers
The Killers
The Melons
The Pet Shop Boys
The Pineapples
The Pixies
The Police
The Polyphonic Spree
The Roots
The Sex Pistols
The Shadows
The Straw Dogs
The Vines
The White Stripes
Twisted Sister
U2
White Zombie
Whitesnake
Zombies

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