Tiz Me

Wanna see me naked?

Answer:

The doctor told me.

Question:

Will you always Trainspot?

Answer:

A biscuit.

Guilty.

Ever hurt your own family?

How often do you think about sleeping with 2pac?

Answer: It took too long.

HaHaHa, lost for words. :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol Ant, you need a good woman to suck ya hun :wink: :wink: :wink:

All women who suck are GOOD. :D

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

smoking sweetie, smoking!!! :wink:

I didn’t say i was smoking, said i had a cigarette in my mouth. :lol:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

maybe your tv runs on batteries

LOL, take a lot of batteries to run that bugger. :lol: (Quoting Lucky when buying her first vibe) :shock:

It’s happened before the computer switching off on it’s own, think the ghost is back.

Now we enter the twilight zone :lol:

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@Soulie wrote:

i thought it was a wind up one myself, and she got £600 for it on ebay

Was that a pound per ton? :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

shouldnt be shagging anyway… disgusting habit :P

You bitter bout something? :lol:

lollll, you’re gonna get it!!!

Not from you obviously, as you said it was disgusting. :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

shouldnt be shagging anyway… disgusting habit :P

You bitter bout something? :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

maybe your tv runs on batteries

LOL, take a lot of batteries to run that bugger. :lol: (Quoting Lucky when buying her first vibe) :shock:

It’s happened before the computer switching off on it’s own, think the ghost is back.

I just sneezed whilst i had a cigarette in my mouth, lol, it flew towards the door. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I made myself laugh, i’m a pillock!!

Sitting here, about to type a Private Message, and the computer goes off. Assumed the Elec had gone, so i go down to press the Emerg, but it didn’t work.

Gets the phone, (Listen to this) holds the phone IN FRONT OF THE TELLY WHICH WAS ON, so i could get light to see what…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol u on the wacky baccy..??? lol

NO, but i really do feel weird today lol. :lol: I’m not talking any sense half the time either, and when i am, it’s all RUDE!!!! Ask Lucky. :oops:

@Robyn wrote:

which one is grottbags?

The blonde one who calls herself Lucky!! :shock:

I made myself laugh, i’m a pillock!!

Sitting here, about to type a Private Message, and the computer goes off. Assumed the Elec had gone, so i go down to press the Emerg, but it didn’t work.

Gets the phone, (Listen to this) holds the phone IN FRONT OF THE TELLY WHICH WAS ON, so i could get light to see what number i was dialling, rings my mum…[Read more]

Not Guilty – she was having none of it.

Ever been with a friends ex, to make the ex jealous?

Not – Guilty! Dunno if i would either. :?

Ever got too excited and had an accident?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@ that programme, “how clean is your home”…. how can people live like that… dirty feckas!!! :-…

You mean to tell me that homes have to be cleaned? :shock: