Tiz Me

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

now then now then, i’m gonna train the boy to bum you!

You make it sound as if he’s a dog! :lol:

LOL, not guilty, though i did do that, and realised that the neighbour could see me through one of the bedroom windows. :D

Have you ever had sex in the shower?

No Problems Squeezy hun. Say HI to the little one for us, and warn him about people like Tommy, Soulie and myself.

Take care.

Ant. xxxx

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

just pull out and give her a pearl necklace, win/win situation then!

Have you seen how much they cost? I just pull out and say THANKYOU! :lol:

Guilty – When i was younger.

Have you ever been caught for shoplifting?

@Soulie wrote:

nope.. no comdoms.. my next relationship will be a none sexual one, i have decided, cost me a fortune on comdoms last time round

Go to the Family Planning Clinic. They’re free there! :wink: I think! LOL.

lol – Not – Guilty! Been shoved in one though!

Ever found a tramp in a wheelie bin?

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Oh just wait you wait Ant, you’re getting what’s coming to you! (What Ant’s boyfriend usually says after handcuffing him to the bed)

i don’t wear protection or pull out i’ll have you know, but g/f is on birth control lucky for you :wink: until we decide to have a little baby, and from birth i’m gonna train him/her to say…

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@Squeezy wrote:

What did TT say when his willy turned pink and green? :lol:

Answer – I’ll have 2 please

What did Tommy say when God was giving out inches? :lol:

Answer:

Up all night.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO Squeezy! :lol: Guilty btw.

Have you ever wanted to shut someone out of your life for good?

What do we all shout when we see Tommy’s name on the boards? :lol:

Answer:

Think i’m losing it.

Piano wire? :lol: Lets hope Tommy ALWAYS either pulls out, or uses protection, could you imagine another one of him? :shock: It’d be funny, but not so funny. :?

Got to be prepared? Soulie, so basically you bought condoms? :lol: I forgot to mention someone else in my last post too! :shock: Sure i have the early signs of alchzeimers.

Now,… Where’s my keyboard?

LOL – Not Guilty, not like that! :wink:

Have you ever faked an accident in work, so that you could have time off? :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

TT’s buying everyone dildo’s for christmas :wink:

Well…apart from me an Lucky, cos we were bad :( :twisted: :lol:

Well,… That’s not right, he shouldn’t miss you, can’t give one without the other, and i don’t mean that in a sexual way either!

He can buy me a dildo if he wants, i’ll give it to my aunt. Put a smile on her…[Read more]

Hang on, this aint Squeezy, it’s Tommy in disguise! :lol:

What do Tommy’s victims shout? :lol:

Answer:

Pink and green!

I don’t normally buy until Christmas eve, but think i should start early. So long as i have bought for the niece and two nephews, then that’s fine!

So,… What’s everyone getting me?

And,… NO TOMMY, I DON’T WANT ANYTHING SEXUAL, ANYTHING PERVERTED, IN FACT, I WANT NOTHING FROM YOU. :P

:shock: Squeezy!!! :lol: PML, never thought you’d come out with something like that!

They’ve probably taken all receivers off, so that if anybody else phones, it’s always engaged. :lol: