Tiz Me

@Soulie wrote:

i’ll give you kellys number.. if you want it.. she will probably call round and give me abuse though (I’m not that bad am i? LMAO)

collette was nice.. just way to thin… i like a girl with a bit of meat.. she was nice.. but had werid parents.. they scared me (Aint met mine yet)

i remember when i first met her dad.. he said to…

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@Soulie wrote:

we are after a van driver :) but no one in the office.. manda is starting soon, she is claires friend.. and 3 years ago we nearly got it together, before she saw me dance 8)

No – one would trust me with a van. Then again, i wouldn’t even trust ME with a van. :D

@Jooly wrote:

Do they need a tea lady Soulie, I’m considering a career move :D

I could do with a Tea – Lady, position is voluntarily though. Making tea aint PML. :lol:

@beth wrote:

very very very different lol. mens tidy is clothes on the floor and beer bottles. womens tidy is no dirt or anything on the floor and nothing out of place lol

I disagree. :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

you getting your own place ant?

upto you beth what you wear.. i’m not too fussed.. if you wanna wear that short skirt.. i won’t hold it against you… but i can’t promise ;)

LOL, yes, hopefully! 8)

They’re in my Phonebook system as:

Don’t know.

Sat 11th

Sat 18th

Who’s this?

Brid number.

Girl.

I reckon some fuc ker is giving my number out in the chatrooms lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b]

It will happen, as i may need someone to help me do a house up! :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

if its collete.. you can have her :P

if its clare.. i want her back.. lol

and if its kelly… shes great in bed ;)

What’s Collette like? Do a swap? I’ll swap the Collette you know, for the Collette i know! :lol:

I’ll persuade Clare to go back to you!

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Will you ever pose for Playboy?

Question:

I’ve been thinking about it all day.

@Soulie wrote:

then again, the girls in the office are 40 and 30.. and one of them is pregnent, expecting my mates kid lol

but yesterday.. jo from bradstone was visiting.. now she is hot :)

Your office sounds like a Knocking – Shop, now, can you get me an application form? :D

I had someone from Scotland, someone from Hereford, all claiming that they don’t know why they rung me. :? That’s without the calls i get from different places, from pay – phones @ Railway stations, that’s why i haven’t changed my number just yet, i get so many of these calls/texts, they bloody amuse me! :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Nice phone conversation.

!

lol.. is this the number i gave you?

PML, yep,… Sorry bud lol, turned out she was a young sexy fem, and told me i could have your share for not having the decency to ring back. :lol:

Shall i tell you what you could have won?

If i publish the numbers, you won’t ring them will you? :lol:

Didn’t try that number, until you just said, there’s still time, i’ll try again for you in a wee bit. :wink:

Should have said: “Nah, my ear aint burning, tip of my co ck is though, do you want to know why?”

Then again,… :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

i figured its a bit gay if i gave ant a rose

so, for being a mate.. i’m gonna buy him a pint

You can give me a rose if you want, so long as you swallow afterwards! :)

I’ll buy Soulie a pint too, though, been saying that for over a year.

Sorry Bud.

Burning my finger!

The second line of Soulie’s Private Message! He knows what i mean lol. :lol:

Nice phone conversation.

Nice outing,

and i’m doing all of this in reverse!

Can i put my top five of favourite mobile phone numbers? :?

Got Lucky talking dirty, Tommy telling me about his fantasy to be bummed by millions of squaddies, some nutter who has a split personality, it’s enough to make you want to emigrate! :lol: :lol: :lol: See ya’s laterz perhaps. x

When annoyed, what could be the reason?

Question:

Daffy duck.