Tiz Me

Lucky:

Forgotten what i want to say, so i’ve reserved this space lol.

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Guilty, yes unfortunately lol… was a nasty nasty experience but the less said about that the better pml….

Is that an invite???

Nasty experience? What happened? He turned nasty cos you laughed or something? :shock:

Ps, yes it was an invite! :wink:

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Come, and find out for yourself! 8)

Do you know anyone with a small co ck?

I need to be kept in line! :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

If You Tolerate This Then You Children Will Be Next In My Pants
laid in my pants

Did Michael Jackson sing that?

Guilty, was told that i had a small co ck! :shock:

I did a lot for her, there was no need for that was there? fcu kin welsh valley girls, they’re all ungrateful.

Have you ever compared partners?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

I like bad boys!!! lmao

Good, cos i’ve just been naughty again! :lol:

Guilty. Emotionally i have! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have anyone ever asked you for a refund?

Guilty,… But don’t tell Tommy! :lol:

Have you ever gotten turned on by the sound of a voice?

Yes, but thankfully i always calm down!

Ever had a death threat?

Question:

Why did your mate Shagga ring you last night after seeing us ten minutes after having sex in a field!

Answer:

I really don’t know, but it shot out quite fast!

Waiting for a text, so i can switch my phone off for the night, wishing a cup of coffee would make itself and appear in front of me, and sitting here wondering whether i should go out again tonight or not!

*Sighs* Decisions,… Decisions. :roll:

Guilty, though i can just about get it indoors, let alone outdoors!

Have you ever fantasised about someone else’s partner?

I did something naughty last night, (Male hormornes and that) and need to sit on the step! At least i’m handing myself in lol, suppose that’s something.

If i told you about the other things i’ve done, i’d be on the step for the next ten years.

Not much. I’ll probably have something to smile about later!

Feeling like cr@p! Not emotionally, just physically!

Question: Would you buy something from the Pound Shop?

Answer: Thought it was going to overturn.

Guilty!

Have you ever arranged to met someone from here, only to find that they were totally different to how they had described themselves?

Here are my choices;

1: Cheryl Tweedy! Why? So i could have her for dessert. :oops:

2: Julian Clary! Why? Cos he’s a sacarstic tw@t on times and makes me laugh! If not him, then Jonathan Ross.

3: Derrin Brown! Why? To learn from him.

4: Salma Hayek! Why? Cos i’m a greedy bugger and want her after Cheryl.

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Guilty!

Ever been followed?