Tiz Me

@GEMZ wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

i am proud these days if i pull a 22 year old :)

come here and you can pull a 21 year old :wink:

He isn’t that despererate GemZ. :P

@Soulie wrote:

i am proud these days if i pull a 22 year old :)

Male or Female, or aren’t you bothered? :lol:

Must be the something in the water. :shock:

Well Done to your dad GemZ. Not for having another child, but for being Forty Two, and having Twenty Eight year old girlfriend! :D

And the man he was sucking, then went in a pout.

“You’ve come in my mouth,” lil Michael then yelled………

Cos, inside his mouth, weren’t a joint but a DI CK. :lol:

I am: Remembering something.

I see, and there was me thinking it was a long thingy which contained a combination of cigarette tobacco and Cannabis.

How old is your dad? How old is his Girlfriend? Is this their first child?

@Soulie wrote:

hmmm.. i can only think of joint that rhymes with point?

What’s A joint?

@Soulie wrote:

its to confuse us, it worked too.. i got a message yesterday saying dads girlfriend has just given birth.. ihad no clue who it was.. i thought it was my brother, i panicked and wondered what my dad was playing at :shock:

PML. :lol: So,…Howcome she tells you that her dad’s Girlfriend has given birth, and not me,…?

@GEMZ wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

SHOCKING NEWS

last night at about 1am…. i got a text of ant :shock:

all be it from his mums phone… but still.. i shall treasure it, and i’m sure in years to come, it might be worth somthing :)

that is shocking soulie and treasure it cos that probably be the last text he sends in the next 5 years lmfao

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No, only ever laid a female! :lol:

Have you ever laid anything else other than a human?

So, he bought a new pencil, which had a sharp point….

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lmfao you should feel pretty damn special – but hey… itmight be a sign… best keep your back to the wall just incase :lol:

Is YOU trying to say that me I is a poofter? :lol:

And what if you get a text or call from that number? Will YOU also need to keep your back to the wall? 8)

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I have to Top – Up soon anyway. In fact, my second sim hasn’t been registered yet, if I register, T – Mobile normally give me cred don’t they?

Not – Guilty!

Ever done something right for once?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lmfao you should feel pretty damn special – but hey… itmight be a sign… best keep your back to the wall just incase :lol:

Is YOU trying to say that me I is a poofter? :lol:

And what if you get a text or call from that number? Will YOU also need to keep your back to the wall? 8)

@Soulie wrote:

SHOCKING NEWS

last night at about 1am…. i got a text of ant :shock:

all be it from his mums phone… but still.. i shall treasure it, and i’m sure in years to come, it might be worth somthing :)

LMFAO, just don’t blame me when her bill comes in, her partner checks and dials the number and gives you a load of abuse, believing…[Read more]