Tiz Me

@*Sian* wrote:

Oink OInk

Can you squeal too? If so, then my place, tommorow evening, bring the lube! :D

OMG! HeHe, what a dip-stick,…

Got this jumper, it’s new, anyway, just put my hand in the collar to scratch my neck, and felt this card.

Mr Plonker here has only left the tags on. :D

@*Sian* wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Baa ram you Baa ram you to your clan you must be true baa ram you Get ya wollie sporon on :P

That a welsh rap???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH DAMN, RAM BAM, KEEP SHEEP, HILL STEEP,
wellies, smellies, car, baaaa, oh, no, go, no, farmer cummin, me too, what i do, run, run, farmers gun, wave hand, off my…

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@Giggles wrote:

I was looking for the vibrating vagina option and couldn’t find it so left it :roll:

I wouldn’t even attempt to try a Vibrating Vagina. I’ve used my hand for years, and when i’m single, i’ll go back to my hand. At least he understands me, he’s always willing to do it, he doesn’t look at engagement rings every five minutes, he…[Read more]

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

I cant believe this site at the minute, ffs wot is everyone arguing about. (The price of bacon)

Its not real, we will never see the people who are supposing ‘mates’ or ‘enemies’ only in rare cases so why the fook argue with em???

(Santa’s not real either, i still write him lists though)

2 words cum in mind (I know two…

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@*Sian* wrote:

Baa ram you Baa ram you to your clan you must be true baa ram you Get ya wollie sporon on :P

That a welsh rap???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH DAMN, RAM BAM, KEEP SHEEP, HILL STEEP,
wellies, smellies, car, baaaa, oh, no, go, no, farmer cummin, me too, what i do, run, run, farmers gun, wave hand, off my land, sheep s/hagger, smoke a…[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Ewww, wouldn’t the wool make a todger itch though? :lol:

you tell me lol… and do you normally have that prob :wink:

Only have that prob, if it’s been somewhere it shouldn’t… :shock:

I remember going back years ago, my dad bought an Elephant thong for a joke.

We got home, and in the Kitchen was my uncle, and aunt, and who walks in, wearing nothing but this thong? :shock:

What a p/illock… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ewww, wouldn’t the wool make a todger itch though? :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Vixen :shock: :shock: :shock:

That’s the one. :shock: She did a circus act also, she t/ossed off three clowns, and gave a donkey oral, whilst the Horse,… Well, i’m not saying where the horse was, but i’m shocked that you know of her…

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I’d love you to GARGLE… :lol:

Ant!!! You dirty boy!!!

Never seen a girl do it before lol, i’ve heard Gargling’s funny. I knew a girl, who could gargle and yodel at the same time. :shock:

Think she went abroad. Went by the name of Vixo, or summat like that! :lol:

@GEMZ wrote:

Nothing made me smile

Awwwwwwww GemZ hunni, what’s up??

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

lemme grab my velcro wellies hun

Ant, I’m lovely… you know that :wink:

Only when you swallow… :lol:

When are you going down on me?

Answer:

Every position…

@Robyn wrote:

Perfectly clear :? thanks alot…
(okay so tea is dinner, baps are t its or was that bread?, fags are cigs which i find hilarious never heard that before…fag means something totally different over here..cracked me up the post by someone “havent had a fag in three weeks” :lol: )

LOL, i just had a fag. :shock:

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@Robyn wrote:

just curious…when you guys have “tea’ is this your supper or just something you have like an afternoon snack…..does everyone have “tea” in the afternoon :lol: i thought they only did this in films :lol:

No, Lunch is what you get about 12 noon, Tea is what you get about 6pm, supper is what you get about 8/9pm, and sex is what…[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I’ll show you my co ck adoodle doo anytime, just bend over, and say: Baaaaaaaaaa

Lucky, you’re not nice are you? :(

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol Ant I thought you were type that would wear like the lil sheep thongs form Anne Summers lol :P

Do they sell Sheep thongs? Hey, if not, you’ve just come up with a “Novelty” idea lol. :lol:

LOL, where did Lucky promise to take me if i give her one. :shock:

Benidorm…

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

I have a thing for old Mac donald, balding, old, fat, Phwoarrrrrrrrr, he can show me his c/ock E ral anytime lol :P