Tiz Me

@Squeezy wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I’ll have to sell my body on the streets to raise the funds now.

If you won’t do it for me, do it for the poor woman who’s going to purchase me for the night. Go on Squeezy, save her from disappointment! :mrgreen:

Nah…if she’s paying, she deserves you lol :wink: :lol:

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@Squeezy wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

I was in for longer this time Squeezy! (Not often i get to say that) :lol:
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…Not often someone says that to me…… :shock: :lol:

Lmaooo, should you be telling us this? He did the job though, your siggy proves that lol… :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

yeah, they reminded me of the film..short circuit, not sure i’ll be able to watch the film ever again under the same light

LOL, i remember going to see that at the cinema seventeen years ago. :shock: F/UCK, sounds bad when i put it like that. :oops:

That indian fell: “Ooohhhh, Johnny five, he’s aliveeeeeee…”

Yes, as long as they’re not plastered all over the body lol.

You got any piercings?

Something to drink…

Yes, want it removed. Want a different one, just above my thigh. :shock:

Do you like men with tattoos?

Sex with dolls? :-s

I’ve lost my mobile phone charger, that’s p/issed me off.

Yes, maybe one or two small things! (Lmaooo @ small things) :shock:

Have you got any tattoos you want removing?

@Soulie wrote:

that sounds so wrong, people use the same virbrators? one after each other.. thats just so so wrong to me

i always thought it was funny when i went to newcastle, and there was a lad in there.. offering to wash my hands for me for 50p

That’s SHOCKING Souls. Was his name Rahjeet, and was he from Nigeria?

Snake.

mint

@Flirty-Guy wrote:

Big things Happening In My Pants :lol:

Lmaooooo, lucky you! :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

now thats what you call dirty money

PML. Well i was told to shove my money up my……. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nuisance…

Staring at my screen. :?

Pink.

@Soulie wrote:

if you’re naked, then where you keeping your wallet?

Now, surely you’re not that dull. :wink: *Lets just hope i don’t break wind* :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL, sorry, that weren’t a dig!

YES, when i’m older, when the wrinkles show, i MAY consider botox etc… :wink:

Would you change anything on your body?

Guilty!

Have you ever considered plastic surgery?

Guilty!

Have you been hurt more than twice by the same person?