Tiz Me

@angel* wrote:

I didn’t know there was any Moors in Manchester Ant :oops: I just love the peace and tranquility of the wide outdoors *sighs*

I prefer American Idol to Pop Idol

Really? The Moors in Manchester are where Myra and Ian used to go.

My grandfather lived opposite the moors, and just looking at them from the balcony at night used to…[Read more]

@Captain Charisma wrote:

i take it thats when corrie starts and u unzip and start yankin it toss me :lol: :D

That’s right, i get turned on whilst watching Fred and imagining him in a basque,… I SAY, i get turned on whilst watching Fred, and imagining him in a Basque. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wouldn’t mind a bit of Betty’s meaty hotpot either.…[Read more]

In my school, it was the teachers who played truant. We were allowed to mark our own work. I always used to get 20 out of 10.

I even had an “A” for cookery. That’s something not to be so proud of if you’re a male.

I was allowed to choose my own punishment, and i chose detention after school for an hour.

I weren’t normal. :lol:

I promised to change myself for my partner.

She thought that me walking down the street in a pink raincoat and my poodle alongside me, would give her a bad image, and I could see her point, so I dropped the poodle.

Also thought that it was unfair to rob our weekly shopping and start paying for it.

Coming home from a nightclub, I’ve now started…[Read more]

Yes, i’m happy. Will be more so in about an hour.

Attending Sunday Morning Mass made me smile today!

That’s right guys, T’iz goes to Church. Bet you didn’t know that did you?

Bit nervous today, we were singing hymns, “Allelujah” but i thought i’d be clever and sing the lyrics to “Who the F/uck is Alice?” Poor Betty Jones had an heart attack. Not because of me singing, but everytime i came to…[Read more]

Being woken up at eight o clock this morning.

FFS, what happened to Sunday, the day of rest, Gods day. I’d complain, but i don’t know who i can complain to. Apart from you lot. :mrgreen:

Ant’s going now! :D/

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 8)

I am: Ant…

Guilty!

Ever had to be treated for a phobia?

How about we all choose names for Captain Birdseye? <<<< Chosen mine already lol. :lol:

Told me my dog was dead.

Relaxing day tommorow. A well deserved lazy day!

@spotlight wrote:

Well here she is again, on loose women:( talk about living on past glories(HI DE HI) thats all she says, move on it was 20 years ago, what has she done since?

I mean I met the Chuckle Brothers 3 years ago, and I’m not always banging on about it.

Weren’t she in that other one with her co-star from Hi-de-hi Paul Shane? Think it…[Read more]

Night Angel, Night Slayer! :wink:

Been on Manchester Moors Angel hun?

I prefer nurses to doctors. :-

Not since Elton John’s balls put me off my ice – cream. [-(

Thinking about what i should be doing tommorow!!

And we ALL know why you prefer the moors don’t we Angel. :wink: :lol:

I prefer a pub in the country, than a pub in town!