Tiz Me

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

thanks anthony darling, hope they’re yellow flowers, i can’t masturbate with the red ones, they’re a bit thorny

I should hope you wouldn’t masturbate with any at all! :shock:

Anyway,

No problem Tommy Wommy Pommy thingy. Ps, The teddy has already been STUFFED! :lol:

@Robyn wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Me wanting to purchase flowers and a teddy! (Not for myself by the way, as that would be very sad) :lol:

for the girl in your sig? btw…are those real? :lol:

Those breasts are available on the NHS.

(Is this classed as advertising?) :lol: Was thinking about buying a pair, what you reckon? Others think it’s…[Read more]

More than one person agreeing with my decision!

Not Guilty!

Have your mates partner ever come onto you?

Me wanting to purchase flowers and a teddy! (Not for myself by the way, as that would be very sad) :lol:

Guilty lol. (Hi Angel Hunni xxxx)

Have you ever had to shut someone out of your life, as they were too much of a danger?

Not Guilty!

Have you ever scared someone else?

@stevenage_f wrote:

Wonder where Ant is, he promised to have me one day this week, hope that biatch haven’t worn him out, i need my fair share too.

[-X Stevenage, please be patient, i’ve told you i’ll have you, and i will.

Yes i am Happy! Always am,… :wink:

LMFAO, that’s good.

Pity Freddie didn’t live long enough to use these lyrics, after all, wouldn’t be the first time he’d have had a Burning ring! :-…

In for a bit,… :D/

Same as what’s been making me smile for the past two days.

Browsing/Posting, and waiting for someone to finish work!

@stevenage_f wrote:

Someone to get online :roll:

I’m here hunni, but i got fed up of waiting so i’m afraid i’m going to have to sign off now. I booked someone else instead! I’ll have you on Wednesdy though! Hahaha!! :lol:

What i want to know is, who are the four who actually want to see a dirty video?!

Don’t know what’s worse,… Them wanting to see a dirty video of me, or them expecting me to put it on E-Bay! :-s

To shut this thing off, and start the cooking!

I was lying on the sofa with a nice thick duvet, but have to come on this thing to text, and end up here!

Extremely!!

See ya’s. :D/

Nothing at all today!