Tiz Me

@Flirty-Guy wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Unusual things i do;…

I walk around in circles whilst outside, i wave at aeroplanes, i smoke invisible cigarettes, i chase cats, i bark at the postman, i shout to men on bikes and tell them to stop because their wheels are going around, i train spot on minefields, i stop off in petrol stations, get the pump,…

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What did i say when i prayed to God years ago?

Answer:

It just went,…

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Trying to make sense of this N.T.L bill, FFS, just paid £19.99 through my bank, and as soon as i do it i get another bill for another £19.99. Something’s not right here! Whereas my payments were for the previous month, i now have to pay a month in advance!

Can’t even phone them because they put me through to t…

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Waiting for breakfast to cook!

Don’t feel that hungy now though. Lost my appetite!

Sending a text message to the wrong number lol.

FFS, … See Lucks, if you hadn’t of texted me at 5am, then i’d have had no need to have replied, and therefore, … It wouldn’t have got sent to the wrong person.

Sorry! LOL.

Hellooooooooooooooooo,…

Off now, so,… Byeeeeeeeee,… :lol:

That was a quick un weren’t it? So the girls say! :oops:

I am; Hot!!

See ya’s all soon,… 8)

Weird being here and not having Toxen pounce on me every five minutes, asking me to join his Gay Cult!

Oh well,…

:D

Chanty!

Woman invented ARGUING, and man invented PUB… :D

Woman invented rolling pin to hit man with when he’s late home from pub, so,…

Man invented another pub,… :D

I took a year out from college once, never ever would have thought that the year would turn into ten… :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

Feeling really tired, started work at 12:30, finished at 6:30, need an early night, working too hard!! :lol:

lol @ workin too hard Tiz…… 6 hrs! ppppfffffttttttttt :lol:

Ok, well,… You try sucking off your boss for six hours! It gets boring after…

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No, because i just spent ten b/loody minutes writing an E – Mail, and when i went to send it, it said Session Log – In failed, and deleted the whole b/loody lot, and they have the cheek to charge me £19.99 a b/loody month!

Even i couldn’t s/hag someone that amount of times in a week!! :shock:

I’d get a bad reputation too… And i wouldn’t want that!

@Soulie wrote:

so when everyone has baked beans on toast for there tea, don’t throw the tin away.. send them to ant :)

It’s ok, i have three hundred and thirty four labels… :lol: That’s three hundred and thirty four s/hags!!

I closed my eyes as i was scrolling past!!! :D

@*GG* wrote:

Maybe they charged Lucky Ant, didn`t that ever cross your mind? :lol:

Lmaoooo, she’s always complaining about not having money because she had to pay her phone bill. Bet she pays em all…, that’s where her money’s going… I was lucky in a way though, as i only paid a fiver, the rest was paid with coupons i collected from the…[Read more]

That’s shocked me, hope she charged them more than what she charged me!!! [-(

STOP Perving Soulie… Shame on you!! [-X

Describe Lucky’s laminated flooring, when she’s naked and horny? :shock:

Answer:

Dry as f/uck…