Tiz Me

@Jagged Edge wrote:

You aint had bail then yet?

Never had her, is she good? :shock:

Bail was set at £20.00, and a Kit – Kat, but no-one was willing to put them forward…

Just not nice, guards who delete/edit posts, a Govenor who only appears when it suits him, inmates who try and have you when you’re on your own… Can’t walk into…[Read more]

Nice conversation on the phone, getting something sorted, and looking forward to a nice day tommorow. :D

@pefkos wrote:

I seem to recognise this place

Good, tell me where we are, and where the door is, because i need to plan an escape route. Been here for two years near enough, and feel that i’ve done my time… “MARTIN CHAT-HOST”, isn’t it time I had parole? Please! :(

@dropped-anchor wrote:

Hic, what was the question…………. :roll: :wink:

That man in your siggy is playing a very long flute.. :?

@Squeezy wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

My Twitches are better than yours… Ner… Ner… :P I swear i’m getting worse…

I agree….. :wink: :lol: :lol:

It’s mixing with the likes of you lot that does it… :mrgreen:

STOP!!

It has come to my attention that certain people are coming up with s/exual acts/fetishes that would just not be approriate if ever tried…

Now, if there were ever to be another addition of the Karma Sutra, then I suggest that NONE of the poeple here submit their suggestions, as we would give a whole new meaning to the term: “Expect…[Read more]

My Twitches are better than yours… Ner… Ner… :P I swear i’m getting worse…

Hogging the Muff.. :lol: WTF…

@geordiebird wrote:

:lol: the more regular the better i think :lol:

We’re not talking about Bladder movements here Geordie… =;

@Squeezy wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

PML, you’re soooooo helpful.. :lol:

Well….there were no replies…I had to post something lol :lol:

He does know I was only messing doesn’t he? :? :)

No lol, sent him a PM telling him to ignore you, as you’re always like this if you haven’t had your medicine… :shock:

@pefkos wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

oil of olay works wonders :wink:

Where does it have to be applied?

just stick your c0ck in the jar :D

But doesn’t it reduce things?? :lol: Not sticking my co-ck in any kind of POT, especially a sticky pot. :D

@Squeezy wrote:

No idea

Not bothered

:D :D :D

PML, you’re soooooo helpful.. :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

erm im not sure tiz i dont use it :lol: :lol: :wink:

I used some of my mothers,… Didn’t work for me… then again, aren’t you supposed to use it on a regular basis, and not just once? :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

oil of olay works wonders :wink:

Where does it have to be applied?

Made it all up as i went along Dee.. :lol:

Tommy got voted President of Punky Wunky Clunky, he seen the light after spending three months at Strangeways for gayism… Arkle got banned for saying that certain people should be well hung, PB run off with Chathost Uk, (apparantely they’d been at it for years, and right under our noses) Lucky, (Remember her) admitted to meeting more than…[Read more]

Talking in MSN, looking on E-Bay, drinking TEA, (Prefer Coffee), and smoking… AGAIN!!

Where am i? lol..

Answer:

Top and Bottom…

@pefkos wrote:

flirty gerty?

Lmaooo, i’ve had that, and Dirty – Gerty, i’ve had that nickname for fifteen years… :oops:

Dandruff…