Tiz Me

What did the punter say when Stevenage over – Charged him?

Answer:

Extra.

Awwwww Stevenage, you didn’t get sex tonight, doesn’t matter though,… There’s,……

Answer:

Was it really?

Where’s Stevenage going for her holidays next year?

Answer:

Mary Poppins.

Guilty!!

Ever had anyone spread maliscious rumours about you?

What happens to women when they can’t have sex? They get,……

Answer:

She’s good at everything!

Not – Guilty!!

Ever been wrongly accused in front of an audience?

To go back to when i was younger, knowing all the information that i know now!

Not – Guilty, but tried to kill a rat!

Have you ever told hitched a lift off a copper?

@Tony Lee wrote:

Im looking for an old friend by the name of melody. If someone knows how to find her pleaze drop a line. She was a very dear friend of mine and i miss her very much. We shared a lot of good times together and she was there for me when no one else was. I really need to find her so if you can help me it would be greatly appreciated.…

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My SCORE was 90. Say no more! :lol:

Browsing the boards,… Rooms,… And looking for a better job!

Not – Guilty, never would!

Have you ever had the police ringing you on your mobile?

Guilty’ish!

Have you ever been turned off sexually by someone or something?

Guilty!

Do you prefer satin sheets?

Guilty!

Ever had sex on a wooden floor? (bad knees)

Still Happy!

Waiting! :roll:

Weekend break. Anyone have any ideas?

Guilty! If i’m in a good mood and have the energy!

Do you sing to yourself in the shower?

When i sleep tonight, it’ll take me into,…

Diamond!