Tiz Me

Quacking… :?

No, that was the phone my dad caught me using to phone england… :D He wondered why the bill was so high,… He knew when he walked in, took it off me, and found that i was talking to someone i didn’t even know. Kids huh, always doing silly things like making up numbers and dialling them… :D

@Soulie wrote:

so, i’ll say on average.. once a week at the most

I w@nk more than that! :D

@Soulie wrote:

back in those days, they did’nt have phones did they, well they did, but they where so big, girls mistook your phone for somthing more satisfying

My parents had a red one, the round dial, you turn with your fingers…

@Soulie wrote:

ok then, out of the blue.. tell me the number of your 2nd girlfriend.. you can pm me.. i’ll call it, and see what happens, if your mum answers, i know you’re cheating

A lot has happened since 1987 Souls… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jeez, i rarely get drunk, and when i do, i make a tw@t of myself… :lol:

Only once i actually drunk more than what i do, and stayed sober, and b/loody hell, i’m so glad i stayed sober, because that night was a GOOD one… :-#

@Soulie wrote:

do you keep the numbers of your ex’s ant, i don’t tend too, i often wonder when i get texts from unknown numbers saying

hiya, how are you

i just wonder which ex it was, then i releise its yourself texting me from somone elses phone again

I don’t need to, i memorise them… :lol: Most numbers…

Once, i was bored, so decided to text all my ex’s and friends etc,… Most of them had changed their b/loody numbers and had not told me… Wonder why? :-k

I swear a girlfriend (from Wales) was once being s/hagged or summat whilst on phone to me. She made this kinda noise, and only made it when she was being entered, and when we split, she rung me, and made that noise, and said: “Gotto go, speak soon.” That puzzled me for months. :|

@Soulie wrote:

he is, that will teach him to dump you

you should do the same, and ring him up as you’re in the middle of somthing, and let him hear you scream

Kinky Git lol… :lol:

I just get all acts on d.v.d… :D

I am: Tight, and wanna stay tight in a sexual sense… :lol:

I am: Rosy.. :?

Erase…

Knobbing…

Lmfaooooooooo… Nice one Oss… :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol, you get worse!

I stood there and kept an eye on her though… :shock:

Poor Betty ok, lives opposite me… Well,… She was walking up the street, i was watching by the front door, and BOOF, she slipped. I stood there and watched as lots of people walked past, and not one helped…

I stood there with my coffee, and I shouted, i did, i shouted: “Hey Betty, they’re not so nice are they, walking past you like…[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

maybe you should delete your webpage, all the porn and all our msn convos off your comp hun :shock:

hehehe jk x

That’s not nice, i don’t have porn on my computer… :(

May have the odd picture that i may have come across over the months, but that’s it. (No jokes about coming across the pic either lol)

That’s more like it… :wink: Tell you what, i’ll pm a Mobile Number, and you can ask her what i wear, she’ll know… :mrgreen: Think she may even have a pair in her possession… :-