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@soulie wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@soulie wrote:

must say, i’m lovin it too.. i’ve even be sad enough to book.. one ticket.. yes.. one ticket.. to see a film this week…

all that pop corn.. all to myself

Look on the brightside though, you could meet her at the cinema! :wink:

cause its dark is’nt it, more chance of meeting somone

LMAO, i the thought didn’t even cross my mind.

Tell you what, how about i dress up as a female, and be your date for the night?

There are one or two clauses though.

NO touching me AFTER the lights go out, and NO, that doesn’t mean i’m willing to let you touch me BEFORE the lights go out either! [-X

NO calling me, Babe, hunni, sexy, Sheila, Betsy, in fact, do not call me anything.

NO making me hold the pop – corn, so you can place you hand on my groin and make out it was an accident, and that you were only trying to reach for the pop – corn.

NO fake yawning, and the reaching of your arms, making out that you’re stretching when really you’re going to try and put your arm around me!

NO Masturbating each time there’s a scene with a pretty female!

IF i see my mates there, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER!! OK?

Declaration:

I Matthew Soulie, agree to the above terms and conditions, and if breached, am liable for prosecution, where i will be sent to Tommy – Land, and where i’ll be taking up da Jacksie by Tommy and his dodgy mates!

Signed……….

Date………….

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I hope for a nice peaceful, stress – free night tonight! :wink:

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@robyn wrote:

well, did u get it up??

That’s a bit personal isn’t it? =;

Yes i did get IT up, who told you i was trying to get IT up? 8-[

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Guilty!!

Do you want to be with a certain someone right at this very moment?

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I am: Easy – Going!

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I am: Cold.

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To be up at eight, but by the look of things, i’ll have no f/ucking chance!!

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I want to kiss/snog that sexy looking dark haired person, the one i love!

*Puts the mirror down* :lol:

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@robyn wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@robyn wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@volksie wrote:

*coughs*

I thought my ears were burning [-( :wink:

When i get you into bed, your ears won’t be the only things that are burning! :-$

:shock:

OMG, someone must have logged into my account and posted
that! :shock:

I knew it wasnt you…. :wink: the nerve of some people :D

I know, tell me about it, think i should report it straight away!

Then again, think it’s best to leave it for a while longer though, just to see what else they have to say! :mrgreen:

They could say something funny! 8-[

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Results of “The Test”
How promiscuous are you?

Your score = 35

What does your score mean?
While bed-hopping is not your full-time hobby, you’ve certainly dabbled from time to time. You’ve had the occasional adventurous romp in the hay, perhaps when the situation was just too good to pass up or you were feeling particularly frisky. This may be a thing of the past (who hasn’t gone through a wild phase?) or something you just had to get out of your system. There’s nothing wrong with living on the edge from time to time, as long as you’re doing it for the right reasons. Some of the wrong reasons would be; low self-esteem, peer pressure, the influence of alcohol or drugs on your judgment, or as a way of finding true love. And no one can deny that are some serious risks involved with sleeping around, like STD’s, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame. When faced with temptation, you should think more with your brain and less with other body parts.

Oh well,… I don’t think that i can be classed as a male s/lag with a score of 35. (Unless i lied of course) :-

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