[Tiz Me]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yesssssssssssss, i’m off out. :D/

[Tiz Me]

Not Guilty lol.

Have a mate ever trashed your house?

[Tiz Me]

@mystery_girl wrote:

lol no tiz that was u u were beggin 4 more after 1 hour n i just kept on goin i tired ya out after 5 hours :lol:

You can tire me out for ANOTHER five hours if you want! :wink:

[Tiz Me]

Ok Baby! Mwahhhhhhhh. :shock:

[Tiz Me]

@robyn wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

bought a pair of jeans 2day but swapped the ticket from a lesser priced pair and saved me £40 :D
i legged it out the door after payment b4 she cottoned on :twisted: :D

hoodlum :D

People make a living by doing that!! Now what you should do Captain, is, make a rip in them, take the jeans back to the shop, (If they’re the shops own make), then you say that someone bought them as a gift, but have lost the receipt, and they should refund you the FULL price!! :wink:

[Tiz Me]

@giggles wrote:

A recent study found that the type of male face that a woman is
attracted to can vary considerably depending upon where she is in her
menstrual cycle. It seems that if a woman is ovulating then she is
more attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, she is more inclined to be drawn to a
man who is doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors embedded deep into his temple and a cricket stump shoved up his ar*e.

Fascinating…. :lol:

I’ve heard this, and when i told this to a female she laughed!

Anyway, now US men know, it’ll come in useful. Excellent chat – up line, we;ll know when we’re in with a chance.
All i have to do is say: “Excuse me luv, but are you menstruating this evening?”

If i were you females, i’d not bother going in the chatrooms tonight if you’re menstruating! :-#

I’ve also heard that WHEN a man looks/admires a womans bottom, it has nothing at all to do with sex! :wink: It’s all to do with fertility. It’s the subconcious’s way of working out whether the woman is a potential mother for the man’s child. The bigger the bottom, the more likely a man would like her, as it means she’d make a great carrier. She’d be more likely to carry thr weight with ease. :-k

[Tiz Me]

@kate wrote:

EENIE, MEENIE, MYNIE, MO, WHO’S THE DADDY, I DON’T KNOW!!

Have you tried going through all the men on your MSN list?

Oh yes, it was you going through all the men on your MSN list that got you into this predicament!! :mrgreen:

[Tiz Me]

I am: Giving Volksie one!! :lol:

[Tiz Me]

Not Guilty!

Have you?

[Tiz Me]

@mystery_girl wrote:

lol tiz bet ya lied :lol:

You know i’m not a bed – Hopper, remember the night you practically begged me to stay in bed? What was it you said?

“Please Anty Wanty, do it again, lets make lots of little Mystery Tiz’s.”

You told me it was the best five minutes of your life!! [-(

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