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Toss Me… :lol:
Took a while to get used to it, as everytime he said: “Toss me,” i used to get my hand ready! #-o
Guilty, it was an accident, towel dropped, and it was a partner, so it was ok! :lol:
(Hey Angel hun xxxx)
Have you ever been exposed to on the streets?
My nephew hitting my face lol. Hitting me because he was excited. That’s good, when he’s older, everytime he’s happy or excited, he’s going to beat me up. :lol:
Guilty!
Ever got chatting to someone through a wrong number?
I was just saying this to someone, don’t know if you’re the same, but if i’m eating (FOOD) lol, and someone starts talking about sex, or a sex scene comes onto the tele whilst i’m eating, it puts me off. The last thing you want is to visualise a certain body part whilst eating!
Don’t want the ice cream now anyway, i want a gateau. Just texted my sister and asked if she’d go to Tesco and get me one when she picks up her partner, but she aint replied! :(
@geordiebird wrote:
grrr ebay
i give up!!!! cant beat them last minute bidders!!!! how do they do it!!!It’s called: “Going, going, gone.” Have you tried it that way Geordie?
What p/issed me off? Elton b/loody John did.
Sitting there eating my tub of Ice – Cream and someone on tele asked him a question. They asked: “Have you tried hair removal cream and if so then where?”
He replied: “On my testacles,” just as i was about to have another mouthful (Of Ice – Cream lol). This vision of his balls just entered my mind! :-…Ewwwwwww. :(
I swear that NOTHING rude comes out of my mouth. Been a few rude things that’s gone into it though. Lmaooooo… :lol: :shock:
Guilty’ish.
Are you?
@geordiebird wrote:
im never rude :lol: :wink:
I’ve been trying to convince people that i aint either, trouble is though, is that no-one seems to believe me. Don’t know why! :(
Guilty, when i was on my own with one.
Have you ever touched/felt one?
